Profile pics...???

[Beegrrrl]

Hi I wonder if anyone can help me? I have tried to upload an image for my profile pic but it keeps rotating 45 degrees so it looks like I am on my side lol! Any idea why or how to fix it?? Thanks! x

[IannodaTruffe Mentor]

If it is rotating 90 degrees, see this healthunlocked.com/couchto5...

If it is rotating 45 degrees then maybe you need to put a couple of bricks under your table leg.

[Irish-John Graduate]

Don't know how to help but it reminds me of something that happened many years ago. I was in Turkey and had the brilliant idea one night of going for a drink 'where the locals do'

Result - went on a 'Raki Frenzy' and about two am found myself on the Docks of Cannakale drinking and singing with a band of good hearted blokes.

At one point I went into the 'toilets' - I will spare you the description of those particular facilities - and was recycling the liquid intake when the owner of the Bar came in and grabbed me by the shoulder and started dragging me over to a stall.

Well - I shall also spare you the description of the scenario that went through my rapidly-sobering mind...

'My Frind' he said 'You are not the first foreigner here! Some time ago a German came here and he wrote something on the wall and we do not know what it is - can you tell us?"

Well - I was a bit puzzled as finding a German speaker is not a problem in Turkey but warily agreed and looked into the stall.

There was a strange series of cuneiform-appearing lettering on the wall. I was intrigued...they looked vaguely familar but I could not quite make them out....I went closer...they seemed to have been written in clumsy hand and were near a corner. Obviously the German was pretty inebriated but ....

I moved over the 'hole in the floor' and slanted my head to get a better look at the wall.

And there, in shaky lettering but perfect English was....

"You are now crapping at forty-five degrees'

Ah, such wonderful memories I have in my old age of all my travels...