Is this any better? No white horses on green shield but I can drum up a green shield with a white horse. He has not left the building for fear of causing shame if inappropriately dressed.
Forth Eorlingas 2 - change uniform - first one... - Couch to 5K
Forth Eorlingas 2 - change uniform - first one challenged by the Cultural Attaché.
The horse you mean! Tell him there are no horse fashion police. He'll be fine. White horses are all the rage in folklore circles so he'll be fine. Explain to him about Lady Godiva and such tales from ye olde worlde. Tell him anything, just get him out there
I'll get some oats!
Well, the horse should make the runmuch easier! We should all try that!
Yes, Captain poppypug (ents and haberdashery div) has a pinto. That helps too.
Ah much better. Now he is a rider from The Mark.
I trust that your valiant quest was successful?
The new C23M has been more successful than I expected. Still dire by most standards but I managed to complete in 43 mins which I am pathetically pleased with. I feel I have achieved a distance target not a time one. now to try and cut it down. Still not asked neighbour about bike or made it to the pool.
Yay Go Dozz ! I knew crocheting those go faster stripes into your onesie would work
You did it for St George , England , Yorkshire , the Pups, but most of all , you did it for YOU !!!
Well done , onwards my friend , onwards, always xxxx
Obviously a target destination was what I needed not a time.
There you go, see ? Mind you I am surprised you made it out of the door , that was some serious faffidge going on there this morning Dozz, changing your battle dress etc. I don't know, I leave you alone for five minutes.... Anyway, I will catch you later if you are around as Im not here. You haven't seen me , right ? Well done mate xxx
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
Dozz, I like the cut of your jib xxx
What about the spinnaker?
Yes, that as well, I had to quickly look that up in my book of nautical references 1900-1976 Toodle pip ! xxx
Get back to work!
Don't send me back down the pit Dozz , I have been working since 6am with nowt to eat 'cept bread and dripping xxx Im off , catch ya later xxx
Does Corporal Sparkly (electrics div) go down the pit to check for poisonous gases?
No ,but the one I had before him did xxx
He pegged it down there so you just went and got another. Heartless.
How dare you ! xxx
Tis but a joke pops.
I know Dozz, just pulling your chain How are you feeling after your run this morning ? xxx
Wooohooo Doz! Way to go. High five on ya! Or whatever the parlance is
Did you resort to the pinto or did you manage it unassisted (other than by wind, ahem)
Yey, you did it. I like the idea of the target destination. Congratulations! Here, have a celebratory caramel wafer whilst I play a rousing chorus of Daisy Daisy (still don't feel like I've hit on the right campaign song yet!)
Cultural attaché awards 100 House Points for 'Fast Show' reference above.
"Running, that's briliant; it's amazing"