For those about to embark on C25K but who would like to know how the process pans out in the real world, I thought I would provide this quick reference to the major phases that you go through along the way. Some of my fellow graduates may recognise some of this...
(Warning. May contain spoilers)
You're doing what?
That sounds like a good Idea.
What exactly is a podcast?
Well, I do have those trainers I bought in Wilkos in 2005....
I just walked out the door; can't turn back now
The whole world is watching me.....
I get it, it's only a light jog, phew.
A minute? A WHOLE MINUTE?
Two more times this week? Seriously?
I need some decent footwear, but I'll run in an old T-shirt.....
Sportsdirect have (another) sale on..... Mmmm day-glo yellow....
And exactly what is wrong with a 50 year old bloke wearing hi-vis running tights?
For goodness sake Laura, are we nearly there yet?
Twenty minutes. A WHOLE TWENTY MINUTES?
Garmin, my precious.....gollum...gollum....
Why can't I run 5k in 30 minutes?
Must do PB....must do PB....
(Dreams) Park Run....Sponsored 5k.....half marathon....marathon.....OLYMPIC MEDAL FOR ***** SAKE!
Why can't I run 10k in 60 minutes?
Why isn't the whole world watching me?
Why don't you try this?
You can't run in those trainers you bought in Wilkos in 2005.
Me? Obsessed? No..... gollum....gollum...