What does the shape say?

[dozzer19]

(Saturday) Not the usual style of opener but I've changed into a circle! Does this mean I'm halfway to being a triangle? Oh the shame! Not seeing people sniggering at me behind my back, but feeling they were! Or maybe not even being aware of it! Have others experienced the same symptoms? Is this what happens when superheroes eat too much of Second Lieutenant Spoonierunning's excellent coffee and walnut cake?

[I_will Graduate]

Perhaps you're becoming a pie....or suffering from PI?

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Pork and apple please, if you're offering.

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

3.14 slices?

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Yay! Look at your shiny badge!!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Yes! And it says 'Graduate' next to my name! I'm truly high class now.

[poppypug Graduate]

Hey Dozz, it says that youre as mad as a box of frogs, you legend xxx

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to poppypug]

Surely a box in its nature has to be a cube or a cuboid?

[AncientMum Graduate]

Have to admit to feeling like an oblate spheroid after a weekend on the injury couch troughing 1960s sweeties!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to AncientMum]

Now I've finished the cake, me too.

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Yay Dozz look at you in your shiny new graduate badge. I am so proud of you.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to AncientMum]

Second Lientenant AncientMum (ents div) I am indebted to you for all your help - thank you.

[misswobble Graduate]

I'm a square and not ashamed to admit it!

[poppypug Graduate in reply to misswobble]

Hey, its hip to be square xxx

[I_will Graduate in reply to misswobble]

My saying goes... be there AND be square. It just came naturally to me

[I_will Graduate in reply to I_will]

Hey! Where did my graduation badge go?! *cry*

[I_will Graduate in reply to I_will]

Phew, it was a glitch. Please ignore me. I thought I had been stripped of honour!

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to I_will]

I had one of those too!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to AncientMum]

You have your promotion Second Lientenant AncientMum (ents div). The 30 mins was done today. Lieutenant poppypug (ents div) rode the pinto and you pulled the trolley - heroic work!

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

I wondered what that squeaky noise was when I went round corners!

To be serious for one second (and it doesn't happen very often), to restrain yourself from collecting your badge until you'd re-done r3 because of one accidental minute, when everyone on here (myself included) was urging you to get it, well that takes real guts and strength of character. You are indeedy someone to be looked up to and respected. Well done Sir, I am proud to salute you! Tis an honour to pull the trolley!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to AncientMum]

Thanks for all your help with that trolley today. It is getting a bit rickety. Maybe we should upgrade to a GTi.

[AncientMum Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Will ensure only the new graduation trolley is used from now on. Nana can have the tartan trolley back. Will shove a couple of packets of Jammie dodgers, a scratch card and some corn plasters in and she'll soon get over her tizz about it being pinched

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

Have sent for my grad badge but I'm not good at computer stuff so I can't create a you Tube video of your promotion. Sorry Second Lieutenant I_will.

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

I've already seen it.... in my mind. It was beautiful

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

But I've lost my square. As commander I want it back.

[I_will Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Where is your graduation badge Monsieur?

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to I_will]

I no longer have the option. I have the constant reminder of body shape hanging over me now.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to misswobble]

I want to be a square. I've been unexpectedly transformed.

[Miles_Yonder Graduate]

Sir, anything's better than being hexagonal!

I do quite like Cylindrical Fox. Cylindrical Fox is Cylindrical.

[DiabolicalLiberty in reply to Miles_Yonder]

We should respect hexagonal as a valid life choice.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to DiabolicalLiberty]

Yes but my human rights have been denied to me forcing me to be a circle without asking first!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to Miles_Yonder]

But what does he say?