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And we all know who it is in this case

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Insubordination in the ents div. You'll be back with the rank and file if you're not careful soldier.

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I am sorry to report no graduation run again. I was attacked by insomnia during the night, it was brutal and I am still nursing a mild sore throat.

I would crawl to the hospital tent but I fear with all my maladies they wouldn't know what to do with me.

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dozzer19Graduateโ€ข in reply tospoonierunning

I fear what you mean is 'this warrior doesn't fight in the rain'. If absolutely necessary call for a Krankenwagen.

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spoonierunningGraduateโ€ข in reply todozzer19

I've been out in the rain, it's rather nice, I really am poorly :'(

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dozzer19Graduateโ€ข in reply tospoonierunning

Yes, rain is good. Just don't slip, another chance for them to send the Krankenwagen. Hope you're feeling good soon. Send Corporal poppypug (ents div) to Nan's and see if she's made any Lamingtons for us and sit back with some fancy tea.

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You told me it was bongos. They'll be needed tomorrow for 7/3 if I make it out before the appearance of Scary Granny. Incurring the wrath of this lady is not advised.

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I will try to remember you have all this ammo. Must write it all in memoirs. Bring the trolley though, I'm sure I won't be able to help carry any. If we pull it over the cobbles it will jingle for us. 7/3! Can you believe it! Almost into 8! If Scary Granny turns up early there will be disappointment all round. But one does not lay down rules for Scary Granny.

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A traitor in our midst? Maybe Grandad needs lucky dips to keep him quiet.

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Good call Corporal poppypug (ents div)

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It'll be around half past eight tomorrow morning. Have the trolley ready!

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Will be waiting with the bejewelled ocarina at the ready!

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dozzer19Graduateโ€ข in reply toAncientMum

Wagons roll - 8:30. Be there.

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Ich werde sie telefonieren, wenn wir gehen. Neun, neun, neun? Ja?

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Run at 8:30, bacon rolls at 8:35, how fast am I?

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Good thought, old chap.

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Can I have one of the cars to achieve my run?

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Send Nanna down first thing, they can be here when I get back..

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Gute nacht. Schlafen sie gut.

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Yes, painted like a dragon.

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Yep,as long as I live past ten past nine. Fight the good fight etc.

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