Hi everyone! This site has been an amazing resource for us this year; a place of expert information; a comforting hug when worried ; an agony aunt off load page as well as a chance to meet new friends! @Bellabee and I have had a little sisterhood on line relationship going on where we have kept each other sane throughout treatment. . However sometimes things get silly...Very if nic is involved! We would hate you all to miss out on our conversations that have us crying with laughter... so please don't be offended but we ask that you join in with this post..😁
So, a dating site for CLLERS! WHAT WOULD THE CHAT UP LINES BE?
1. Hi! Nice lymph nodes!
2. I'll show you my lymph nodes if you show me yours!
3.is that a big node or are you pleased to see me?
4. Wow!Look at the haemoglobin on him!
5. What colour is your vomit after chemo?
6. No kissing...I'm neutropenic!
7.You look like you need a damn good CBC
8.I'm a bit lymph
9.Come up and spleen me sometime!
10.My platelet or yours
11.100% infiltration baby
12. Mr Grey A bit of bmb is right up my street!
13.I don't like it up the bmb
14.Nice canula you've got
15.You're so vein
16.I don't half FCR
17.Not tonight darling, I've chemo mingus
HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! KEEP THEM COMING!