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Carry on CLLERS go dating...With Bethan and Nic!

Hi everyone! This site has been an amazing resource for us this year; a place of expert information; a comforting hug when worried ; an agony aunt off load page as well as a chance to meet new friends! @Bellabee and I have had a little sisterhood on line relationship going on where we have kept each other sane throughout treatment. . However sometimes things get silly...Very if nic is involved! We would hate you all to miss out on our conversations that have us crying with laughter... so please don't be offended but we ask that you join in with this post..😁

So, a dating site for CLLERS! WHAT WOULD THE CHAT UP LINES BE?

1. Hi! Nice lymph nodes!

2. I'll show you my lymph nodes if you show me yours!

3.is that a big node or are you pleased to see me?

4. Wow!Look at the haemoglobin on him!

5. What colour is your vomit after chemo?

6. No kissing...I'm neutropenic!

7.You look like you need a damn good CBC

8.I'm a bit lymph

9.Come up and spleen me sometime!

10.My platelet or yours

11.100% infiltration baby

12. Mr Grey A bit of bmb is right up my street!

13.I don't like it up the bmb

14.Nice canula you've got

15.You're so vein

16.I don't half FCR

17.Not tonight darling, I've chemo mingus

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! KEEP THEM COMING!

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Oh help me. My sides hurt. It was nice knowing everyone.

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Love it! Thanks Bethan and Nic! You've put a big smile on my face this morning ! :-)

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You too are just a mad pair of lymphomaniacs!

Love them! :-)

Newdawn

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Me, I'm not a-cute one, just watch and wait! :)

Could I have this cocktail with an umbrella please? And I'll drink it this time.

My haematologist was paid good money for this curly perm!

Not sure why I'm joining in with this girls, this is nothing to get infusiastic about! :-)

Newdawn

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πŸ˜‚πŸ’ͺ x

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You are too good! This needs to be a published piece of work ! !!

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18. I've been watching and waiting for you for a long time.

19. Just watch and wait and we'll see what develops.

Happy Christmas

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Keep them coming!

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Rude.

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ONCE A MONTH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR ME! THAT MEANS 6 TIMES IN 6 MONTHS!

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I look forward to a bit of remissive after six full sessions.

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Brilliant! So good to laugh, laughter is the best medicine unless you need treatment......!

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Was feeling a bit down today but this has certainly brightened my day. Only us CLLers can appreciate these. Thanks for giving me a laugh.πŸ˜€

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Ha ha. Loving it! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Peggy

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Hi Bethan & Nic

Not a chat up line but :-

I think your're both neuts!!!.

Thanks for the good laugh.

Sue

Ps good news Bethan.

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Love it, thanks for cheering me up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…πŸ˜ƒ

Elle xx

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Love it! Thanks for brightening my day.

Netty

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Love this. We need Lyle in on it! Where are you Lyle?

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Perhaps Lyle is on a date?

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What great fun and a day brightener! I agree - this should be published!

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What a great way to start my day! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

I'm on watch and wait, I like to call it Watch and WhistleπŸ˜—. I have the good "CLL" Not supposed to feel a A bit of difference, according to docs. NOT! 😊

Thanks for the laugh!

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Bethan49 here it is πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸŒ²....we were on πŸ”₯

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Merry Christmas and thanks for the laughs.

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Thanks for the reminder of these. They made Mr smile 2 years ago and made me smile again today. :-)

P.S. Didn't mean to say "Mr" - meant to say "me". But I'm sure my Mr would smile too if I'd shown him. :-)

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Yes this one deserves a bump up the newsfeed for some Christmas cheer Paula! 😊

Newdawn

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Here’s a few more for the Christmas CLL dating/chat up lines;

Me hot stuff?...nah, I overheat for everybody

I’m immune to flattery but sadly very little else

How will you recognise me? I’m the one in a mask

Am not dancing, it’s cramp

I’m not shy, just BTK inhibited

Despite it all, we’ve got to laugh folks...it’s nearly Christmas! πŸŽ…πŸ₯³

Newdawn

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