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If only they could talk....

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... I know what they'd say. Sod this for a game of soldiers.

Solo running again. 8.5 miles of drizzle and mud. Actually, now I've got the shoes for it I can't return home with them clean.

Worryingly I've now started talking to the ponies. How many times must they have heard "Hey, why the long face?" I said it anyway.

I don't talk to the cows. That would just be daft.

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Wenderwoo profile image
Wenderwoo

🤣🤣🤣

Buddy34 profile image
Buddy34Graduate10

Well if you've got the shoes you need the conditions for them and it looks like you had that.

The cows would probably say ' hello keep mooooving' 🤣🙄

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GrannyhugsGraduate10

Poor cows, what have they done to upset you? Sheep? Ducks? If you talked to all the wildlife as you passed it you wouldn't notice the drizzle and mud 🤣😉 happy running 🤗

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SueAppleRunGraduate1060minGraduate

No dafter than talking to cats

Lovely photos

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IrishprincessGraduate10

Reminds me of the joke,

Two cows in a field. One says to the other “Have you heard about this mad cow disease?”

The other one says, “ no, but why should I worry. I’m a duck”.

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backintimeGraduate10

haha, good stuff, stay positive in the wet and mud

I do think you should reconsider talking to the cows though, they might be glad of a change of conversation

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GranspeedGraduate10

Soggy everywhere in the Forest, isn’t it? Near us it’s sticky clay. I’m admiring your super-shoes if they neither slide nor get so stuck they pull off! Or maybe you’re just ultra nimble. Anyway, good running!

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cheekychipmunksGraduate10

Why the long face makes me laugh every time, it never gets old! I used to keep horses myself, so I’d say it most days! 😅😅

Keep running and keep getting muddy. We’ll get through this very odd period. And let’s all keep posting on here to cheer each other up! 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️

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Getfitok

I talk to all animals - so suppose I must be daft 😂

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ju-ju-Graduate10

Super, and I’m sure they will answer back one day!!

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