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A jewish grandfather takes his grandchildren down to the beach they are playing in the sand when suddenly a massive wave comes and pulls the smallest grandson into the water.Panicked the grandfather prays to god .Oh god please bring him back .Please let him live suddenly a bigger wave burst out of the ocean settling the little boy at his grandfathers feet He scoops him up in a hug Then he looks up into the sky and says he had a hat

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😂 Great joke. Also lovely to see you back in the forum, I hope you're doing OK.

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Sanpedro2019 in reply toLezzers

Thank.you feeling a lot better. Change of drugs and iron infusion .Waiting for B12 injections . Looking more positive xx

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Lezzers in reply toSanpedro2019

So very pleased to hear you're feeling so much better & things are more positive xx Can we look forward to more jokes?

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One just sent

Good to have you bk on form Sanpedro2019 😅

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This reminds me of the people who tried to bill the rescue services for not recovering their £7 lilo:

plymouthherald.co.uk/news/l...

Hope you are feeling a bit better in yourself!

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IamMe2

I was just wondering how you were and hey presto, there is one of your terrible jokes (Love 'em)

Take care.

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churin

Great to see you with such positivity. As previously mention give us some more jokes to keep us smiling all the way. God bless. Take care.

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Janma123

Great to have you back.

B12 injections have worked wonders for my hubby. Be prepared to feel worse initially and you will need to supplement folic acid and vitamin d for the b12 to work properly. Some people also suggest eating a banana and drinking coconut milk on the day of an injection to raise your magnesium level slightly.

Best of luck, Jane

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cowparsley

Good to see you back Sanpedro.Missed your jokes xx

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Sunnie2day

I have Jewish ancestry and want to say this joke reminds me SO much of my paternal grandfather, thank-you for posting it! Of course, after he would remind the Almighty of the hat he would then smile to make it clear he wasn't serious.

ETA: So glad to read you're feeling more positive! You have been missed, SanPedro, welcome back:)

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Handel

Nice one! Great you're back again. Hope you're doing well xxx

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