Take note, The best people stay in your life.
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In for the long all.
Ive a jumbo sausage so far.!!
Just put a new sign on the caravan . It says if you see me rocking dont come knocking. !
☎️…ring ring ….hello it’s twinkly spam ….hi ray ,…erm …let me see ….yes I can meet you for a hook up in the caravan ….if Charlie’s otherwise engaged…..pap outside when you get here ….2 tender little horn paps Ille be right with you
No it came from big bangers and co.
Think I will put some new springs on the caravan, They might be needed !!!
make the call …go and spend some quality time by the Humber estuary…picnic ,nibbles ,feed the swans and hot dogs
best behaviour Ray only has time for the fine things in life …dosent do that hissy woman stuff
Aww. When they clean their little faces it means they're getting ready to attack.
rays name on Instagram is jumbo Gerrerd
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Ratatouille in your closet!!!??🤯🐁🐀🐁🐀🐁
OMG... suddenly I'm in the mood for a Big Weiner 🤔🤫🤭hey silly sausage 🌭u or gerrerd got any extras in that caravan??? What's for 🍽️ dinner?
Time to tell the cat he's not doing his job.
Me, I'm not sure I wouldn't try to make him a pet. I know, I know.
Dear gerrerd,
There called 'Fair Weather Friends', we have ALL 'Had Them'- all Fine & Dandy until..... That Cheque Didn't Arrive, You Are No longer 'Top Of The Class' , The Party, or Holiday, Is Cancelled... need I Go On?
True Friends, and hopefully Family Too, Will Stay The Course. (I can't spell tonight- I just Spelt 'Family' as 'Fammilly'....Oh Dear!). Those that 'Run Off' at the First Sign, of 'Trouble' are NOT Friends. Rather like those that ONLY 'Come Out' When YOU are Paying😡!
If 'Dear Old Jessie' STILL Buys you Breakfast, even after you were Rather Rude to her (Your Tooth Ache WAS Particularly Bad, that morning!) then 'Sign Her Up' to the Real Friend Club. If your Sister is 'Still Smiling' after you change her Light Brown Hair Dye for 'Stupid' Pink, BEFORE her Graduation............ Not that you would, of course!
Hopefully I have Both given you some advice/ guidance AND Made You Laugh😀.
AndrewT
Hahaha 🤣 I'm small so I don't take up much space. I'm going to bed 😴 night Twink 😽 & pixiebob
Yay 😁 I'm so happy!!
Are you gonna adopt me too?🤭
Thanks Im in the barmy army!