Who wants Monday humor???

[Jrick34]

A cowboy walks into a bar. He gets a few drinks and settles up with the bartender. He walks out to find his horse is missing!

He walks back into the bar, whips out his pistol and fires into the ceiling. He says, "Which one of you idiots stole my horse?!" No one answers. Then he says, "If my horse ain't back by the time I finish another drink, I'm gonna have to do what I did back in Texas, and I don't like to do what I did back in Texas." He has a drink and walks back outside. His horse is back where it used to be. As he is mounting up the bartender walks out and asks, "Say partner, what'd you have to do in Texas?" "I had to walk home," the cowboy answers.

Silly, yes; corny, absolutely but even if you smiled I did my job. Love you guys

[Hb2003]

I laughed ☺️ Thank you 🙏

[MadBunny in reply to Hb2003]

The joke reminds me of someone we both know who posted jokes 😂

[Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny]

Oh yes 🤣🤣

[Hidden in reply to Hb2003]

Why do basketball players like doughnuts? Because they dunk them!

[MadBunny in reply to Hidden]

😂😂😂

[Hb2003 in reply to Hidden]

🤣🤣🤣 I wonder what they dunk doughnuts with …

[Hidden in reply to Hb2003]

For me used to be strawberry jam. Not any more though☹️

[Hb2003 in reply to Hidden]

I’m so sorry about that I like strawberry jam but I don’t know about doughnuts I don’t like them

[Hidden in reply to Hb2003]

Have got more of a savoury tooth than a sweet tooth but doughnuts are ok. Gota be careful what eat due to liver issues but doing all ok

[Hb2003 in reply to Hidden]

That’s good that your doing ok 🙏 I’m so sorry that you have liver issues .

[Hidden in reply to Hb2003]

Feeling all ok thanks, just got fatty liver so working hard to reverse this by eating as healthy as possible and no alcohol at the moment, (day 21)

[Hb2003 in reply to Hidden]

Hope that you will recover soon ☺️🙏

[Hidden in reply to Hb2003]

Thanks😀

[Hb2003 in reply to Hidden]

Your welcome 🙏

[Lve2dance in reply to Hb2003]

😂

[Hb2003 in reply to Lve2dance]

😊 what’s making you laugh today ? ❤️

[Lve2dance in reply to Hb2003]

The reply to the basketball player and how eat dout joke.. Wonder what dunk them with.. And of course the cowboy joke 😁

[Hb2003 in reply to Lve2dance]

☺️ I’m so happy that your happy .

[Hb2003 in reply to Lve2dance]

I love his jokes pretty funny 🤣🤣

[Hidden in reply to MadBunny]

😀😀😀

[Adlon57 in reply to MadBunny]

Well MadBunny, I wonder who could that be, that person liked English spelled humour, not Good ole US of A, humor?🙃😆😜😜

[MadBunny in reply to Adlon57]

If the joke is silly or corny, they love it - regardless of spelling😂😂

[Isinatra]

😂😂😂 Thank You!

[LadyZen]

Omg! I laughed so hard. I'm still laughing. Thanks for that.

[Hidden]

This is awesome, made me laugh out loud. Thanks! 🐴

[MadBunny]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dolphin14]

Cracked me up, love it

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[Agora1]

Jrick, nothing like a good ole joke to start the week. lolI think we all needed that today. Thanks for being you xx

[Jrick34 in reply to Agora1]

(SMILING)

[MadBunny]

And one from me

🙄😂

[Jrick34 in reply to MadBunny]

LOL I chuckled so loud people in the office asked if I was alright

[MadBunny in reply to Jrick34]

🤣👍

[Agora1 in reply to MadBunny]

MadBunny, LOL I see what Jrick meant xx

[MadBunny in reply to Agora1]

Dreadful isn't it 🤣

[Agora1 in reply to MadBunny]

That's what makes it funny lol xx

[MadBunny in reply to Agora1]

Yep

[Zara0123 in reply to MadBunny]

😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to MadBunny]

😄 Thanks!

[Zara0123]

Put a smile on my face. I needed that today. Thanks 😊

[Hidden in reply to Zara0123]

We all need to smile, a lot more. Let's hope the local comedians keep us doing just this, Zara0123. 😄

[Zara0123 in reply to Hidden]

True..It definitely makes the day easier to get through 😁

[JohnPB]

I like the joke and it give a yea instead of a neigh.

[Lve2dance]

That was hilarious 😂. Really made my day. Thank you 😁

[Hidden]

Then a horse walked into the bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

[Agora1 in reply to Hidden]

lol xx