A cowboy walks into a bar. He gets a few drinks and settles up with the bartender. He walks out to find his horse is missing!
He walks back into the bar, whips out his pistol and fires into the ceiling. He says, "Which one of you idiots stole my horse?!" No one answers. Then he says, "If my horse ain't back by the time I finish another drink, I'm gonna have to do what I did back in Texas, and I don't like to do what I did back in Texas." He has a drink and walks back outside. His horse is back where it used to be. As he is mounting up the bartender walks out and asks, "Say partner, what'd you have to do in Texas?" "I had to walk home," the cowboy answers.
Silly, yes; corny, absolutely but even if you smiled I did my job. Love you guys