What’s a funny (appropriate) pick-up line that works for you?

[LadyZen]

My bed is so comfy right now, I figure a good laugh will get me up and starting my day. My favorite pick up line is the following, what is yours?:

“Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more.” -Fresh Prince of Bel Air 😆

[Isinatra]

😂

[Isinatra]

If you’re taken, do you have a twin? Or What’s your claim to fame? But my favorite pick up line that works for me is no pick up line. Just a smile and a nod, an air of mystery. That’s what I call “game”.😉

[Imaaan in reply to Isinatra]

Game recognizes game so let me cue the Pink Panther theme song

[Isinatra in reply to Imaaan]

😂da da, da da, da da da da……………..

[Imaaan in reply to Isinatra]

Loooool

[Zara0123 in reply to Isinatra]

Same here Isinatra has to be the smile and nod that does it for me. I always find pick up lines funny and cheap " I've broken the ice, it's up to you if you want to freeze it or let it melt" not appealing to me. I take love a bit more seriously. I think accidentally brushing against me whilst passing, that sudden touch, connection with the eyes and exchanging smiles, that beautiful romantic moments, can't beat that 😉

[Isinatra in reply to Zara0123]

That sounds lovely. Subtle yet powerful. Oh, yeah……

[Hidden in reply to Isinatra]

Works for me, your place or mine? I don't know what my wife would say 😋

[Isinatra in reply to Hidden]

D-I-V-O-R-C-E😂

[Zara0123 in reply to Isinatra]

🤣🤣🤣

[Zara0123 in reply to Hidden]

I think I'd stick to "Your place, not mine" if I were you and want to remain married 😂😂😂 Safer for you too or you won't have a home to go back to if you take her there 🤣🤣🤣

[Isinatra in reply to Zara0123]

😂😂

[Redfox9]

Joey- “How you doing”. A line from friends. XD

[Isinatra in reply to Redfox9]

Cool Joey. 😂

[LadyZen in reply to Redfox9]

That's such a classic! It was hilarious when he tried to hit on Rachel's sister and she nipped that in the bud.

[Redfox9 in reply to LadyZen]

Yess, and the reaction when his roommate janine didn’t respond to how you doing.. absolutely awesome. Gonna watch friends today.

[Lve2dance in reply to Redfox9]

That is the best

[Itzallgood1 in reply to Redfox9]

I hadn't read any answers before I read this. Great show!!

[Sillysausage234]

Can you tell me what time you’re coming back to my place please.

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

Pushy and assuming Bet it works for you every time.

❤️🐬

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

What if I said I had some puppies

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

I would say I will be there at 5 pm UK time

❤️🐬

[Nothing_but_books in reply to Sillysausage234]

Take me! I'm yours! 🐶 😊

[Nothing_but_books in reply to Sillysausage234]

Has that one ever worked?

[Dolphin14]

Hi: I'm a nurse can I check your pulse?

Or my 🐬 response can you come play with me in the ocean

❤️🐬

[Sillysausage234 in reply to Dolphin14]

Ide say you better check my pulse you took my breath away 😄

[Dolphin14 in reply to Sillysausage234]

You flirty sausage Hahahaha

❤️🐬

[LadyZen in reply to Dolphin14]

Hi: I'm a nurse can I check your pulse?

Response: Yes, but only because you're killing me with your smile. 😆 (When did Daniel Henney become a nurse?)

[Dolphin14 in reply to LadyZen]

Idk when he became a nurse but I wish I worked with him. Very handsome

❤️🐬

[Imaaan in reply to Dolphin14]

Playa/Gentleman: "My pulse reading scores an urgent 9- 1 -1 and youre the only beauty 'n' brains that can nurse me back to health.....

[Dolphin14 in reply to Imaaan]

I love that.... def works

❤️🐬

[Imaaan in reply to Dolphin14]

[Hidden]

What would you like for breakfast! Haven't used that line, but wonder if it would work?😀

[Isinatra in reply to Hidden]

Maybe after a night in Paris……🙌🏼

[Littlemitten]

So this happened to me. We know each other not that long and he's not straight. One day I was about to visit him but he's still at the gym, so he told me he would text me back when he's home. Minutes later he sent me this: "I'm home, now jumping in the shower, door is open. " 😬 Well... okay, sounds like an invite to me. Haha.. I didn't mean to get flirty with him cause there's absolutely nothing going on between us, but I replied cheekily, "Hmm.. can I join? Is there room for one more?" of course I joked and he just laughed. 😄

[secrets22]

Hey,i saw you last night.........in my dreams.

[Isinatra in reply to secrets22]

Thats much more suave than…..Haven’t we met somewhere before? 😉

[utep99]

It is sad but I used the line so when are you taking me out? I don't know how such a egotistical line worked.

[Isinatra in reply to utep99]

It never worked on me. 😂

[utep99 in reply to Isinatra]

I never tried it out on you.

[Isinatra in reply to utep99]

How can you be sure? 😁

[utep99 in reply to Isinatra]

I never had it fail. But of course, I used it on only girls who I knew were interested. So it was more thought of as cute rather than egotistical.

[Hidden]

When you started with your bed being so cozy .... I thought this was your chat up line. I wondered if you were going to say the only thing to improve it would be you joining me!

[AnxiousCanadianChic]

Did it hurt?Did what hurt?

When you fell from heaven.. 😂

[Isinatra in reply to AnxiousCanadianChic]

Sweet….

[AnxiousCanadianChic in reply to Isinatra]

I thought it was too. The guy who said it to me was a sweetheart but I had a bf at the time so it didn’t get him anywhere lol.

[Itzallgood1 in reply to AnxiousCanadianChic]

😂

[Nothing_but_books in reply to AnxiousCanadianChic]

Ohhhh... You'll never hear a line that good again.

[AnxiousCanadianChic in reply to Nothing_but_books]

I hope I will! 😂

[queenetta]

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Oops, I forgot U R A Q T

[LadyZen in reply to queenetta]

Lol. This made me giggle. The effort it would take to drop all the right letters would make me think this guy has had a lot of practice.

[Itzallgood1 in reply to queenetta]

That was good🙂

[RupertBrown]

The line I used on my wife: "Just so you know, I've got some coke out in my Porsche." Her: "Excuse me?" Me: "It's actually just half a joint in my 15 year old Ford Escort".

[Itzallgood1]

Joey from friends. "How you doin'". Then grins.

[Isinatra in reply to Itzallgood1]

Joey is a popular boy. 😉

[Itzallgood1]

I heard a guy say to someone that he was in a bar and a woman ask him "what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this"?She was a dancer at a topless bar.😂

[Nothing_but_books]

HeyLadyZen. I read Isinatra's reply. Well, this is her doing. "da da..."

Not the kind of "pick up" you mean, but this is one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen. Yup, they're picking something up

youtube.com/watch?v=KmQvOT1...(Not working as expected?)

[Hb2003]

My happiness is something you can’t resist isn’t it how about we share it together? ☺️

[Zara0123 in reply to Hb2003]

So cute. So perfect coming from you. I hope you find someone special you can say this too. I pray he says YES 😉☺

[Hb2003 in reply to Zara0123]

aww thank you 🙏 ☺️