My bed is so comfy right now, I figure a good laugh will get me up and starting my day. My favorite pick up line is the following, what is yours?:
“Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more.” -Fresh Prince of Bel Air 😆
My bed is so comfy right now, I figure a good laugh will get me up and starting my day. My favorite pick up line is the following, what is yours?:
“Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more.” -Fresh Prince of Bel Air 😆
If you’re taken, do you have a twin? Or What’s your claim to fame? But my favorite pick up line that works for me is no pick up line. Just a smile and a nod, an air of mystery. That’s what I call “game”.😉
Game recognizes game so let me cue the Pink Panther theme song
Same here Isinatra has to be the smile and nod that does it for me. I always find pick up lines funny and cheap " I've broken the ice, it's up to you if you want to freeze it or let it melt" not appealing to me. I take love a bit more seriously. I think accidentally brushing against me whilst passing, that sudden touch, connection with the eyes and exchanging smiles, that beautiful romantic moments, can't beat that 😉
Works for me, your place or mine? I don't know what my wife would say 😋
Joey- “How you doing”. A line from friends. XD
That's such a classic! It was hilarious when he tried to hit on Rachel's sister and she nipped that in the bud.
I hadn't read any answers before I read this. Great show!!
Can you tell me what time you’re coming back to my place please.
Pushy and assuming Bet it works for you every time.
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Hi: I'm a nurse can I check your pulse?
Or my 🐬 response can you come play with me in the ocean
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Hi: I'm a nurse can I check your pulse?
Response: Yes, but only because you're killing me with your smile. 😆 (When did Daniel Henney become a nurse?)
What would you like for breakfast! Haven't used that line, but wonder if it would work?😀
Maybe after a night in Paris……🙌🏼
So this happened to me. We know each other not that long and he's not straight. One day I was about to visit him but he's still at the gym, so he told me he would text me back when he's home. Minutes later he sent me this: "I'm home, now jumping in the shower, door is open. " 😬 Well... okay, sounds like an invite to me. Haha.. I didn't mean to get flirty with him cause there's absolutely nothing going on between us, but I replied cheekily, "Hmm.. can I join? Is there room for one more?" of course I joked and he just laughed. 😄
Hey,i saw you last night.........in my dreams.
It is sad but I used the line so when are you taking me out? I don't know how such a egotistical line worked.
It never worked on me. 😂
When you started with your bed being so cozy .... I thought this was your chat up line. I wondered if you were going to say the only thing to improve it would be you joining me!
Did it hurt?Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven.. 😂
Sweet….
I thought it was too. The guy who said it to me was a sweetheart but I had a bf at the time so it didn’t get him anywhere lol.
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Oops, I forgot U R A Q T
Lol. This made me giggle. The effort it would take to drop all the right letters would make me think this guy has had a lot of practice.
That was good🙂
The line I used on my wife: "Just so you know, I've got some coke out in my Porsche." Her: "Excuse me?" Me: "It's actually just half a joint in my 15 year old Ford Escort".
I heard a guy say to someone that he was in a bar and a woman ask him "what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this"?She was a dancer at a topless bar.😂
HeyLadyZen. I read Isinatra's reply. Well, this is her doing. "da da..."
Not the kind of "pick up" you mean, but this is one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen. Yup, they're picking something up
youtube.com/watch?v=KmQvOT1...
My happiness is something you can’t resist isn’t it how about we share it together? ☺️