There is a goose that hates my guts

[faulhallen]

I’m sharing this because it seems to spark a lot of jokes and laughing but there is a goose that simply HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATES me....

Apparently geese are known to make their nests in the mulch outside of the building I work in. In fact there is one mere feet from my desk just to the side of the floor to ceiling windows. So whenever I’m at my desk the male goose stands outside the window hissing and attacking the window trying to get me to leave. I know the picture is blurry but I captioned it with some of the things people have joked around about.

Hopefully some people find this news enjoyable. I have a small video but I don’t seem to be able to post it.

Have a great week everyone! 😃🦆 (⬅️imagine it’s a goose)

[LovelySnow]

Haha!

[Hope_less]

Lol! Thanks for the laugh!

[faulhallen in reply to Hope_less]

You’re welcome 🙂. I hope your night is going better!

[Agora1]

Oh that's too funny lol x

[Callie67]

This popped up on my homepage and I am dyyying of laughter. My friend can’t drive so he bikes to work and has gotten attacked by geese.

[Catwoman2018]

Oh you have made me smile! ! Thank you so much, just what I needed.

[tmjourney]

This is the best 😂😂😂 thank you for this.