You've just reminded me of Dr Eeeew Eeeeew
I was having a bit of (read lot of!) discomfort in that area, had already had a hemmorhoid problem earlier so wasn't sure if my discomfort was that again or something to do with the prolapse. I went along and saw Dr Chocolate Teapot and asked her to check because I was worried something else had prolapsed (thinking to myself, good grief, please no!!!).
Anyway, Dr CT put her gloves on, examined me from a distance (I don't smell!), and I swear if she'd had a couple of sticks she'd have used those instead of her gloved hands! She had a cursory look, promptly asked me what made me think I had a prolapse (errr, it was diagnosed by the locum, stupid!) and announced she didn't know what was causing my discomfort but it wasn't anything to do with the prolapse. End of!
Came away once again wondering why there's never anyone in the waiting room, realised it's because they're all a bunch of t*****s and re-christened her Dr Eeeew Eeeew (but I don't refer to her as that very much because it's a bit embarrassing to explain)
We should have a section on stupid doctors and how they let us down, it would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
Can't say I'd like to look at pictures of sheep prolapses though, imagining it is enough.
Dr Rude (& Obnoxious) is relatively easy to see because no-one likes him. I avoid him usually but he's good with chests or rather lungs, so I have seen him quite a few times this year as I've had a lot of problems there, pleurisy, pneumonia, pseudomonas, at least I get more done in that department with him than any of the useless donkeys there.