This made me laugh even though I am in a lot of pain today, so I thought I would share it with you ladies!

[Maureen1958]

When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:

I have two gifts to give you one is to do

pee standing up and...

Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:

M E... M E...I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...

This would make life a lot easier!

Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.

So God gave Adam the gift.

Adam was amazed ,screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, peeing on every tree.

He ran along the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand

He lit a fire and played fireman..

God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness, until Eve asked God:

And... What is the other present?

And God answered:

A Brain, Eve ... The brain is yours !!!

[Nothingimpossible]

🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant Maureen and so true .

[Pumpkin2009]

Laughing!!! Thanks for the share.

Healing hugs.

[jalecale]

Brilliant thanks for the laugh

[Luisa22]

Thank you. Just what I need, something to make me laugh!! I hope you feel better soon Maureen, Hugs.

🔆🔆🔆😀👍

[jodaer]

truer words

[Viklou]

I read this on Facebook the other day and thought the same as you lol

[Arpin]

Hi Maureen thanks so much We can always rely on one of our fellow brave warriors to brighten the day even when they feel just under 100% blooming And that is the spirit of positivity

You go girl!!

🧡

[Annabelly]

Love it Maureen xx

[Fernsmum]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Worst-pain-ever]

Made me laugh… even as a man. 😂

[Choughwatcher]

Thanks for making me chuckle, youve helped me forget my own pain for a minute 🙂

[Gardenlover2020]

Brilliant 😂

[Aquamonic]

Chuckled my head off, hope you don’t mind if I share this with my friends .

[Linley]

😂😂😂