So I opened the curtains this morning and saw Jason and the Argonauts having a mud-fight and stealing all the bird food. I have spent weeks chasing off a family of otters who have been building a death star in my garden (out of old paint pots and ear wax) and they have also been eating all the bird food. Not to worry, I felt calm and in control, I stood watching through the window with my cup of tea and my hot acorn sandwich and smiled. Three weeks and a day.
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