It's a sin to tell a lie.

[Fags1]

The Cyberman came back round for a chat this morning, When I say chat, I really mean hiss as they are pretty poor at talking. Anyway, he told me how much he had enjoyed the walnut whip the other day and he sort of invited himself for lunch. I made fish fingers and gravy with an egg (probably a horses egg as I got it from Tesco). Well, what I didn’t realise is that a fish finger is bigger than a cybermans mouth so I had to resort to stamping on it to flatten it out a bit. Anyway, he told me about some of his travels and how he had once gone to Gigantion (home planet of transformers). He said all the menfolk transform into big trucks, sportscars, jet planes and all manner of macho machinery whereas the women folk (who you never see in the films), well, they all transform into vacuum cleaners, washing machines and dishwashers.

I told my wife when she came home and she remarked on the fish stain on the floor and then gave me one of her looks……….. Tomorrow, I might learn to play the trumpet, I’ll keep that as a surprize. Day 13 – Feeling odd but coping.

Fags

[Wonder]

glad you are feeling very normal, welcome to the club