Heard an odd noise upstairs last night. I went to investigate and found a mermaid and a cyberman sword fighting in the bathroom. When they had finished, they came and helped me do my Rupert jigsaw and I brought out the walnut whips, Because cybermen only have a 12mm wide slot for a mouth, I had to stamp on one of the walnut whips in order to break it up into small enough pieces for him. My wife commented this morning about the stain on the carpet. I explained the reason to her and she said I should see somebody. I saw Abraham Lincoln and Lord Kitchener (who needed me). Day 11 still on an even keel.