My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean....
.Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove it wasn't chicken!.
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, perplexed, fazed, disconcerted, perturbed, disturbed and breathtaken.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii ,
Or just a low ha ?.
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water.
Teacher: were you not listening yesterday?
Student: Of course I was, you said it was H to O