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Best friends and bad jokes 😊

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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean....

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.Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove it wasn't chicken!.

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A truck loaded with thousands of copies of ROGET'S THESAURUS crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, perplexed, fazed, disconcerted, perturbed, disturbed and breathtaken.

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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii ,

Or just a low ha ?.

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water.

Student: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: were you not listening yesterday?

Student: Of course I was, you said it was H to O

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MadBunny

Love em allπŸ˜„πŸ˜˜πŸ°

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M1a2β€’ in reply toMadBunny

Me too!

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ninelives

Gorgeous photo -had to put on glasses to untangle paws from noses and faces.

Jokes as usual so bad had a fabulous belly laugh -you made my day

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MadBunny

Tried that St Agur cheese today😝Still too much of a blue cheese flavour for me. Thankfully hubby will like it.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Sorry about that, It was the creme you tried?. πŸ€”πŸ˜˜xx

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

No need to apologize 😘Yes it was the creme. It wasn't too bad but still enough of a blue cheese flavour to put me off. Still you don't know til you try .......

Btw they've got it on offer for Β£1.50 at the moment.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Still Β£2.15 in Pilklico πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

😊😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Hubby says the taste isn't 'blue' enoughπŸ₯΄No pleasing some people😊Hope you're well xx😘

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Sorry about that too strong foryou too weak for Hubby 😊 just mentioned you in a post I put up😘😘

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toBazzak

He did put it on a roll for his packed lunch! I think he'll eat it on crackers or as a dip.πŸ™„

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springcrossβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

Sorry to crash in but I love St Agur, it's so yummy. Problem is it's not allowed for me any more. πŸ˜’

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply tospringcross

No need to apologise for joining in😊🐰

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S11mβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I went to the Deli for some cheese yesterday - but they were closed - someone had Covid -19.

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toS11m

That's a shame. We haven't got a deli here but got a farm shop and that sells some really good British cheeses.Really strong and tasty. Trouble is I have to rely on hubby taking me as I can't drive. The small Italian cafe in town has a limited deli but I haven't tried it.

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S11mβ€’ in reply toMadBunny

I do like British hard cheese - but most of the British soft cheeses taste soapy to me... but Cambozola is OK.

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MadBunnyβ€’ in reply toS11m

I know what you mean with the texture. I like a good strong cheddar. My mum would only eat mild cheddar😝

Are these two enjoying a really close cuddle or is the dog trying to exterminate the cat? The dog looks a bit guilty but the cat's chilled, so maybe the dog's intentions are pure! Just a lovely pic! (And another collection of Bazzak style humour) πŸ˜„

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springcross

Love that picture, it's so sweet. x

LOL😁😁😁😁😁😁and the picture is amazing my pixie wouldn't put up with that he's a fiesty one at times hope you have a good nightπŸ† 😊🌜xxx

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Narwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚brilliant the Pilker

Love the photo!! And of course Bazzak's jokes soo corny they made me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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😘😘xc

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makemepainfree

You are sø funny upbeat and make me laugh every time 😊🌟

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Zappa61

Thanks I'm Chuckling with tears running down, Thanks Again :)

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Sheperdess

Brilliant as always πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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