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I'm Going (or Gone) Stark Staring Mad!!!!

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Dear All,

Today, whilst 'looking' for my Shoe Polish, I found the Wood Glue. Since I have a 'couple' of jobs, that need it, I left it out.... or so I thought. I now have my Kitchen Floor, completely covered, in the contents of my cupboard.... and NO Glue!!!! Now I'm SURE that I DIDN'T Feed the Mugwhy after midnight......

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Having a brain injury that severely affects my memory, I know where you are coming from. Evidently it comes to us all! Somewhere in my house there is a vacuum packed block of cheese that I mislaid three years ago! πŸ˜‚πŸŒΈ

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GhoundsReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

Lol πŸ˜‚

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply toMarnie22

A friend of mine, many years ago now, came back from the Weekly Shop and put it all 'away'. All was 'Well' until she needed the 'loo'.... Behind the cistern was the bread, about six loaves- or more. In the Freezer, all neatly packed, were the Toilet Rolls..... To this day she DOESN'T know 'How'πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€.

AndrewT

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Marnie22β€’ in reply toAndrewT

Hahaha! πŸ˜†πŸŒΈ

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CraftypersonReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toAndrewT

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It'll be The Borrowers AndrewT. You know, those little guys who move in with us all and 'borrow any and everything', as per the Mary Norton book of the same name. You'll find it back in place sooner or later!

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I loved The Borrowers! 😊🌸

Now I bet it's in that safe placeπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

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Oshgosh

I know what you mean.i look for stuff for ages,then find it in-plain sight

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Yes, me too xxxx

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You'll have put it in that safe place you can then never find again!!

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MaggieSylvie

LOL you put it in a safe place.

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In our home, I have found the sure fire method of finding anything. Spend 2 hours looking for it, give up, and go to the store to buy a new one. As soon as you get home, you will find the old one you were looking for!

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AndrewTβ€’ in reply tojorrell

Actually you get home, totally exhausted, make some tea and sit down....the Lost Item then Pokes your A**e and Tears your Trousers too!

Can't you 'hear' that Theme tune Now.....Da, da, Da, da..... Da, da, da, Da, Da.....Da, da dum dum Da, da, da, da, da.

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