My wife still misses me…
But her aim is getting better!
I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
I await the abuse 🤗xx
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I wish I knew your wife, I would tell her!! She has a lot to put up with 😂🤣
See, I knew who's side you would be on 🤣🤣xx
Us ladies have to stick together!! Ha ha
I know my darling and it shouldn't be any other way!!. And I quite like the abuse, I must have a masochistic tendency 😁😁😁xxx
Well I never 🤣😂
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Bet your grandchildren love their daft old old grandad 🤣😂
I have three of them tomorrow, we are going to see the deer at Hampton Court. Wish me luck!!, mind you, it's easier than taking on you and Marnie29. 😁x
Haha. You will have a lovely day and enjoy every minute with them. Our boys had a lovely bond with their grandparents as did their other grandchildren, it was a joy to see. I know they were so proud of them and will be looking down on them with pride. Just wish they were still here. I'm going to stop there as I'm starting to get upset.
Don't worry, I will be fine. My Dad sadly passed away 6 years ago on the 22nd August and my Mum sadly passed 10 years ago on the 1st of September. They were the wind beneath my wings
I have run out of abuse for today....... I will nip into town and get a fresh supply tomorrow.
The bit about the glue reminded me of an occasion when my father got two aerosols mixed up and sprayed his underarms with what he thought was deodorant. Turned out to be furniture polish!
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Marnie, in all honesty, I have done that, I smelled quite nice I thought !! 🙂xx
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Hope you are well Marnie, I have been minding the grandchildren for the last two weeks, ( poor kids before you say it ! 😁) so haven't been posting so much. Come the weekends I will give you a good fight, but still lose ! 😁😁x
Yes you will!!!
We will see !!!
My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales
You really don't value your life very highly when you post things like that ...........😠🌸😂
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You really are going to cop it Bazzak if you're not careful - she'll find out and then it'll be curtains. 😀😀
Got to admire you for trying.........'cos you are VERY trying! 😂😂😂🌸
BTW, did you like my correctly used apostrophe there? 😌🌸
In answer to your question, I haven't been very well this week. Nothing I can publicly post (!) Thank you for asking. 😌🌸
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Dont encourage her, please!!! 🙂xx
BTW, there is a corresponding phrase in opposition to the, 'She who must be obeyed,' saying. It's, 'He who is never listened to...!' 😂😂😂😂😂😂🌸
Marnie, your responses, are like a machine gun, I think I know what you were in a previous life !!
Fyi I have never been listened to !!
( god I have given her ammunition again!!)
I suppose this sort of joke isn't really 'PC' any more Bazzak but they are still so funny! 😃
Callendersgal, in todays world hardly any jokes are 'PC' , I just believe we should find humour in things like we did years ago, with no harm meant and no harm taken. 🙂xx
Me too with one or two exceptions Bazzak! 👍
Oh that would never do Mydexter.... what on earth would we do for dodgy jokes if they carted Bazzak away 🤣
I am a rampant feminist, we are quite human, some of us! I do agree with carting Bazzak off though, only not for that! 😌🌸
You a rampant feminist, I would never have guessed that!! 😘x
I needed that!
So entertaining, you two and your to me to you bickering 😂😂
Clearly humour is the life blood of many a good marriage. Thanks for the laughs Bazzak. Dee
Thank for cheering me. Up im nearly 55.never been married. Not sure what this site is. Is the artthur ritus one?, I didn't know how to leave that one, don't have that, have fibro dash something in 2014 diagnosed. But lots of thins mostly finally diagnosed in 2019. But only very unlikely to be lupus. As Ana is now weekly posiitve again others all neg too much protein in urine or politely med term water. Do test again at surgery it was neg. If this is positive wellbeing site during lockdown for chronic illness should make the grade as diagnosed with chronic diarrhoea.
Hi catblue,
I would be very careful with being diagnosed with diarrhea, you may like to let the rest of the family know it is hereditary.
It runs in the jeans (Genes).
Hi there catblue1865 - this is indeed the Positive Wellbeing during Self-Isolation community. You mention you weren't sure how to unfollow / leave another community - you need to hover over the 'tick' icon in the header next to the Write button, then you have the option to leave a community you no longer want to follow. Hope that helps - screenshot and details are here:
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How being single no kids, nobody else's emotional baggage just enjoying an easy way of life without all the excesses and egos that comes with relationships/marriage. Good luck!
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Great fun, you’ve given me a good laugh - and my husband too, though I had to explain the jokes to him 😆
Another night in the garden shed for you then.
Good afternoon Barry
I hope that you are having a magical day with your grandchildren, l am very sure that they are all having fun with you!!
Tons of memories in the making l can imagine. I hope that the weather is kind to you!
Thank you for the above humour, I am still smiling, your pooor wifee!
Mixing up aerosol cans! Before I had the cataracts removed from both eyes (caused by too many years using Prednisolone) l mixed up the furniture polish with the oven cleaner, sprayed the dining-room table , yes you have guessed it! The foam on the table started bubbling furiously and l thought OMG what have l done. To this day right in the middle of the table there is a lack of lustre, a constant reminder. I bought this table over forty years ago, it was a beautiful antique then, beautifully restored.
Best wishes to you and your family, stay safe, Tim.
Well, I’m a wife too, but even in this political correctness times I could nt help giggling.... brilliant 😂😂
Nice one, it made me smile. Now single but that's another story.
She's not a push over that's for sure 😂
She's right! 🍼☺
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This made me laugh, so funny 
Masterful!!
I actually started reading this with a 'serious head' in earnest... And then twigged! Terrific, I love it!! Ha ha ha... I will show it to my partner, it should make him laugh!
Thanks
Poppy...still laughing!
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It’s really cute!😀👍🌈
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Coping by myself