Dear All,
A few more 'Thoughts'....... Drivers 'say' that 'They Hate' Traffic Jams, then go out- Every Day- and join one??? (even, by their very presence, Making one)
A Parent will search 'Endlessly', for his/her lost child..... only to 'Clout', the said child, for 'Running Off'- what Incentive is that, for the child to come back?
People turn on, the Hot tap, let it 'Run'.... then put their hand under it and say "Heck that's HOT!".
If a Person were to walk down a Street, wearing 'Nothing' but His/ Her 'Underwear', that would be considered 'Strange'. However, slightly 'change' the design, colour it all in 'Caribbean' Colours and (s)he is a Holiday Maker.
Parents will Tell, indeed 'Impart With Vigour' to, their offspring the Dangers of 'Strangers'...... then, in from October- until the end of the year- tell them to 'Confide' in a Stranger, Dressed In Red!
As a 'Five Year Old' is the Easter Bunny, the same one.... you just 'ATE' in the stew?
Why does 'Everyone' think it's OK to Park Outside 'Someone Else's' house, when Out..... but then 'Object' if Someone Else, does 'It' to You.
The 'Friendliest Words', in the English Language are..... "Do you want a cup of tea?"
If something 'Happens', a small Traffic Accident- for example- right In 'Front' of a group.... Someone will say "Did you See that?".
Lastly... what is the 'Propensity' to observe the obvious, all about..... 'Look it's Raining', 'The Weather has Changed', 'Look at his/ her Dress, Hat, Shoes, Handbag, Jacket.... 'Strewth That Stinks', 'I Bet That Hurt', 'She Can't Be Happy with That'.
Any other 'Silly Observations' anyone can think of? (Keep it 'Clean' though.)
AndrewT