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Ok ladies, my new venture, Pixie Pants for the man in your life, or maybe not the man in your life. The milkman or postman may like a pair

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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I don't like people saying I have a superiority complex.

I think I'm better than that.

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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone.

Are you choking?

No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses

You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil ‘till I get there

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?

Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!

Stick your foot out and trip it up!

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.Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking

Do you drink a lot?

Not really - I spill most of it!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm

How boring for you!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge

What's come over you?

Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel

That's shocking!.

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OH MY GOD, BIG WOW 😁😁😺😺on the pixie pants (maby not on the jokes tho 🤔you been reading your kids lolly sticks again 😁) your bazzak pixie pant range is expanding big style didn't think any could match the WOW on the fur ones, but us ladies want to see you wearing them 💘are you up for the job 😁pixie is asleep so wonder what he will say 🙀xx

in reply to

You should be very proud of Pixie!

He's a credit to you!

in reply to

The grey one lol

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Oh, and I know, this song represents what you ladies all really feel

youtu.be/VPpd-6X3tEo

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Oh No Bazzak darling you promised me you'd never show this when I allowed you to film me😭

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

😂😂😂😂😂🌸

in reply to Bazzak

This isn't so much following.... More like stalking👀😜

I was going to say I love the way the grey pixie is bursting out your pants in look of shock disbelief look on his face is priceless but I best not 🤫💘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

😁xx

in reply to Bazzak

At last your lost for words and 😠are you blushing xx

in reply to

I have go to recharge and watch coronation Street lol xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Madam, it's the cat that is scared 😊😊

in reply to Bazzak

It's nice to see your pants expanding 😠the range that is 💘

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Marnie22 in reply to

OMG! 😆🌸

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🤣😂🤣😂

in reply to Bazzak

I'm just laughing my head off as one of your ladies as private messaged me something a bit rude ref to my message about a grey pixie bursting out lol

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Yes and I can guess which one!!😁

in reply to Bazzak

Oh really lol I have told her you know but not who hahaha xx

in reply to Bazzak

I can't stop laughing I hope my wicked step mother doesn't come in the room lol 😁

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Marnie22 in reply to

😆🌸

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Aww, please tell me ,pm me please 🤣😂

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

Yes best not to. No doubt he wanted you to notice it😂

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to

The grey pixie is desperately trying to get out! 😂🌸

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Marnie22

It’s a trap 😂😂

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to Hb2003

Scary! 😆🌸

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Have sent you a pm re grey pixies lol🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to MadBunny

Oh god 😂

in reply to MadBunny

Please can you send me the pm too 🤣😂

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He can't wait to get out🤣😂

I have a serious fear of things all bunched together in clusters its a phobia! Can't even look at them leggings 😱but good luck with your new venture anyway B🤞xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Are you saying it might be a catastrophe?😊😊😘

in reply to Bazzak

Not at all! Wishing you luck ain't I? Just have to scroll up really speedy so I don't have to see them leggings again😂😂

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

GROAN! 🤪🌸

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10

I love them Pilker pixie pants. 😂 Jokes. Are you ok Bazzak ?

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

No I need to go to the doctors 😘

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

Oh dear, I’m so sorry to hear that. A pre-existing condition or new ? 😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

No my doctor said,: " you are very sick"I said: " I would like a second opinion please "

And he said: yes of course, you are ugly too" 🙉

in reply to Bazzak

Do you play piano are you the man on the video lol xx

in reply to Bazzak

I'm low on charge again but I'll be back in 5

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

🤣😂 Oh a chronic case of caput cucumis 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😁😘

in reply to Bazzak

I would have thought the vets would be more appropriate. 👍😳

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Excellent diagnosis! ☺🌸

in reply to Bazzak

Are your pants too tight is that why you need doctor

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

😂😂😂🤣

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

Yuk😝😝😝What a thought😁

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

🤣😂 Oh chaffing !!

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Your blushing now, be honest 😁😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Nah I'm a married woman- seen it all before😁😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

What even pixie pants ?I dont believe you!! 😊😊😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😁😘

in reply to MadBunny

Where's Marnie

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

She's asleep, dreaming about me😊😊😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

I do ask for it, don't I 🙉🙉😊

in reply to Bazzak

I just messaged her saying it's a good job none of us have been drinking or this may have got out of hand lol xx

in reply to Bazzak

I think Cinderella will tonight in them pants lol every old spinsters dream a man in cat undies lol 😠

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

😂🤣😂🤣

in reply to MadBunny

Though you'd gone I'm tryner charge damn phone I've made some chamomile tea to calm me down all this excitements a bit much in one day lol xx

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MadBunny in reply to

No just putting Dylan to bed🐰

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to

Not what this old spinster dreams about......(!)🤭🌸

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Oh no......surely you don't dream about Pepe le Pilk😱

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

No, I have good taste in dreams! 😄🌸

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🤣😂🤣😂

in reply to Bazzak

She had dental anaesthetic today that's what's knocked her out and sent her into dreamland not you💤💤xx

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

No, I was taking a break. All these pants were tiring me out.......😊🌸

in reply to Bazzak

I would have thought the vets would be a better choice 👍😳

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to

Do vets do weird creatures?! 🤔🌸

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

😂😂😂🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

AWWWWW CUTENESS OVERLOAD ❤️💕😍😍😍

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Hb2003

Hello Hiba, how are you 😊

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Narwhal10

I am doing good. how are you ?.

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Hb2003

That’s good to hear. I’ve had to sleep a lot today, like a cat 🐈😊

in reply to Narwhal10

Fibro exhaustion? xx

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Narwhal10 in reply to

Yes & a bit more 😂xx

in reply to Narwhal10

Miserable I know😔xx

in reply to Hb2003

Hi Hiba what time is it with you? xx

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to

4:36 PM

in reply to Hb2003

Homework time for you then? xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

No cake time 😁

in reply to Bazzak

Homework 1st!

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to

yep I will be back when I am done 😊

in reply to Hb2003

👍

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Hb2003

The cats might be cute- but pants by Bazzak- 😝😱🤮

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hb2003

And so are you young lady 😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Bazzak

Thanks but I sometimes don’t believe that 😂

Video won't play🙂

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Try now xx

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to

If you click on the words Peggy March up top it should 🤞🏾

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

Did you like the song whaley 😊😊😘

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

SOFAR as it went ! I’ve got the lyrics on PODcast 😂😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

Changed it to all you lot singing now,Not too sure about the nuns outfits though 😁😁😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Sound of Music connection here....nuns... Maria......😘😘😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes 😁😁😘😘

in reply to MadBunny

Yeah but what are we gonna do about you? 🤔

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

Yep I'm definitely a problem to be solved. The question is- how?😁🐰

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

🤣😂 Involve Graham Norton and Connie Fisher 🤷‍♀️

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

😂😂😂🐰

in reply to MadBunny

Think CATS be a better choice 👍🐱

in reply to Bazzak

It'll be you tube videos before long! 😂😂xx

in reply to

It'll be like "hey everyone and welcome to our channel! We're the pilker gang, hit the bell icon below to subscribe" 🔔😂

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to

🤣😂 Brilliant

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

And Baz can do his ' ding dong' sound effect😁🐰

in reply to MadBunny

😂 😂 it just gets sillier just what's needed👍

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

🤣😂🤣😂press the Pilker and he ding dongs

in reply to Narwhal10

Like the Avon lady🔔😂

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭Oh goodness me my sides are aching

in reply to Narwhal10

🤣😂🤣😂

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Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

🤣😂 but it’s Whoopi!! Baz your birthday isn’t on 25th December is it? 😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

How did you know that???😊

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

🤣😂 Typical Capricorn. Always swarmed by people. Multitudes. And you just say they are popping by. 😂

in reply to Narwhal10

It's Sagittarius my phones on charge has everyone gone xx

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Narwhal10 in reply to

🤣😂🤣 oops 🤦‍♀️ No I haven’t. Xx

in reply to Narwhal10

I'm having chamomile tea a this excitements a bit much for one day lol I'll have to get to bed soon but I dernt incase I dream about pixie pants or nightmares lol pixies waiting on the bed lol xx

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Narwhal10 in reply to

Yes we do have so much laughter. Hope you are enjoying your tea.

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Narwhal10 in reply to Narwhal10

😘

in reply to Bazzak

We know what you look like your in the singers album lol xx

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Charged your bleeding phone I see Mandy Minx 😊😘

in reply to Bazzak

Yes but it's still low ☹️

Ok

1. Are they only for men or can I rock a pair?2. Do you come up with these jokes? If so, your mind must be like Disneyland on acid... And I love it 😂

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

Bazzak on acid- now there's an image...😂😂😂

in reply to MadBunny

I'm going to try get some sleep now but I think I may be laid awake thinking of pixie pants lol and pixie bless him is waiting on the bed night night sleep tight xx

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MadBunny in reply to

Yes I must too. Too much excitement for one evening. I hope we don't have nightmares about the hairy pants😝😱Nighty night😁🐰

in reply to MadBunny

😜

in reply to MadBunny

🤣😂🤣😂can just imagine Bazzak on acid🤣😂🤣😂

in reply to

Think he's gone xx

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

Nope he'll be lurking somewhere.....

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to

Or taking time to think of a response...😁🐰

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003

How much do they cost 😂😂😂

in reply to Hb2003

🤣😂🤣😂they will be priceless!!! Xxxx

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Hb2003 in reply to

😂

Hi Bazzak, don't tell these to your doctor. He might make you choke!🤣

Craftyperson profile image
CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Dr Dr I think I'm a pair if curtainsPull yourself together

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Craftyperson

😆xx

I thought I'd give you your Xmas pressie early I thought you'd find this book amusing 😁and you seem to be running low on jokes🤔theres No author's name on it so not sure if it's one you wrote 😁as I know you have very creative crazy mind certainly with your fairy stories with a funny twist which I wish you every success with this new book launch, I'm just off out now hope you enjoy the book 💘

Early Xmas pressie for you

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