True!, I popped down to my barbers to see if he may be in there, getting ready for tomorrow. No luck, but his assistant was.🙂

[Bazzak]

He has a sense of humour that I love 😁

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I'm trying to learn sign language so I can finally tell a joke nobody has heard.

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Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat, Pixie.

One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said,'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?'

The Fairy Godmother replied,' Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was overjoyed. ' I wish to be extremely wealthy,' she said.

Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Pixie, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

' Oh, thank you, Fairy Godmother,' said Cinderella.

'Is there anything else you might wish for?' asked the Fairy Godmother.

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,'I wish I was young and full of the beauty I once had.'

At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt feelings inside her that she had not felt for years.

The Fairy Godmother said,'You have one more wish remaining, what shall you have?'

Cinderella looked at the cat in the corner and said,'I wish to turn Pixie, my cat, into a handsome young man.'

Magically, Pixie underwent a change and then before them, stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could match.

The Fairy Godmother again, spoke, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life!' and with that she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Pixie looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning, perfect man she had ever seen. Then Pixie walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms. He leaned in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath,

'I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?'

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I asked the Colonel what the lowest rank in the army was.

He said, "It's Private."

I said, "Come on, you can tell me.".

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We all know that Albert Einstein was a Genius...

But very few people know his brother Frank was a Doctor.