I bought a dog from my local blacksmith.
When I got home it made a bolt for the door..
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Excuse me, waiter, this soup is cold."
"It's gazpacho, sir."
"Excuse me, Gazpacho, this soup is cold..
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.What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!.
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The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Finally, WHO let the dogs out.
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Monday - Greg
Tuesday - Ian
Wednesday - Greg
Thursday - Ian
Friday - Greg
Saturday - Ian
Sunday Gregg
Yes it's the GregIain calender 😊
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And finally 10 fun facts.
.1. You cant see your ears without a mirror
2. You can't count the hairs on your head
3. You cant breath through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried 3
6. When you did No 3 you realised that it is possible, but you looked like a dog.
7. You are smiling now because you were fooled
8. You skipped No 5
9. You checked to see if there was a No 5
10 Marnie and Madbunny like me really 😊
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