Hope you are all having a good Sunday, and yes, the jokes are bad 😊xx

[Bazzak]

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB.



That was a trip down memory lane.

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.I've just bought the new Fleetwood Mac sat-nav.

I'm not impressed. All it says is "You can go your own way.

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.I was watching a program on TV last night, about a group of anthropologists who travelled across Africa digging up dry river beds looking for artefacts,

I'm sorry but I just think that's going from one ex stream to another.

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.Patient: "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf".

Doctor: "What are the symptoms?".

Patient: "A cartoon family from America"..

.That bloke who invented the 'knock knock' joke....... he should be given a no-bell prize !!!!!!!!!

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.It’s hard to be sarcastic to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

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Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call the Pro Claimers NOW.

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.Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette

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.The missus left me because my obsession with Phil Collins... Well take a look at me now!!

What are the benefits of moving to Switzerland?... Not sure but the flag is a big plus

I brought a Prince CD today... It cost me £20 but I partied like it was £19.99.

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.Harry potter jokes for sale ...

Quid each.