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Ok some bad jokes, and a quiz at the bottom ☺️

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BazzakReading Rabbits

So my mate said to me: "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said: "Where did that come from?".

Archaeologists believe they have uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare..

a spokesman for the dig said "They are so badly chewed on the ends, we can't tell if they are 2B or not 2B"..

I had the worst steak of my life last night, it was all tough and rubbery. That's the last time I eat in a Michelin restaurant..

My best friend when I was a kid was Andy Zoff.

He was the fastest boy at my school.

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Most ornamental figurines found in gardens are only 30 cm tall and wear red hats. It's a little gnome fact..

Of course everyone knows about Fred Astaire, who was renowned for dancing down sweeping staircases with his leading lady.

Less is known about his brother Stan, who was known for lifting ladies up them..

I seem to have a speech problem. Every time I wake up and go down for breakfast. I have full intentions of asking for muesli, but I just blurt out “Full English Please”instead..

Why not buy shares in a perfumery like Dior or Chanel.? Go on. You know it makes scents.

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I was surprised to see a uniformed police officer in a field this morning with a paintbrush pallette and easel.

I complimented him on the quality of his painting. The cart load of hay looked so realistic, and he had captured the movement of the trees.

He said he was the local Constable..

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I went for a COVID test yesterday and the nurse asked me if I'd had a sudden loss of taste.

"No", I replied, "I've always dressed like this.

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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes sir, I know, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.”

“Yes sir, I understand your concern and I’ll try harder.”

Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, “It's odd though, you coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning so late and so often?"

The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled.

He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and said, "Good morning General, can I get your coffee sir?".

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After a few beers my mate asked if he could stay on my sofa.

Had to explain to him that I'm married now so that's where I sleep.

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The spread of Corona virus is dependent on 2 things,

1,- How dense the population is.

2.- How dense the population is..

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I rang a plumber from the Yellow Pages "John Brown, 24 hour Plumber"

He arrived and set to work.

20 minutes later my house was flooded!

'How long have you been a plumber?' I asked

'24 hours' he replied.

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My friend was really impressed with how quickly my chimpanzee arrived from Amazon, I said that's what happens when you've got prime...mate.

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The doctor has just prescribed me some anti-gloating cream. Can't wait to rub it in..

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A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in Halfords..

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I’ve just written off my car skidding on a patch of humus....nobody warned me of the hidden dip in the road.

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Every 10 years the government gives us paperwork to fill in, last time we did it we had a guest who did it for us. Yes it was John Denver, he filled out our census.

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Glen Campbell weighs 57.16kg

. . He’s a Nine Stone Cowboy.

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Went to a family reunion with 29 relatives attending. Auntie Penelope was hosting our get-together.

There were some I recognised from previous gatherings. Others I had seen in photographs, but there was one chap in the corner who I had never seen.

I asked Pennie who he was. She said: "That's your cousin Robert. I am his niece."

That's when I replied:

"So Bob's your uncle.?"

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.Quiz questions, answers tomorrow.

1. What is the largest internal organ in the human body?

2. Who in Elizabethan times was the first Queen’s Counsel and later became Lord High Chancellor of England under James I. He was said to be the “father of empiricism”?

3. What is the circumference of any circle, divided by its diameter?

4. What TV series from 1972 -1983 about the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean War?

5. What type of animal is a Whitemargin Stargazer?

6. What was the name of the TV programme that ran 1977-1983 about Californian Highway Patrol Officers?

7. Gates, Royer and Griffin formed which group in 1968?

8. Which mod revival group’s debut single in 1977 was “In the City”?

9. How are amateur radio operators often referred to?

10. What is Cazu Marzu that is only officially to be found in Sardinia?

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Blimey that's a bit of an epic with the jokes.

Too many awful ones to pick a favourite😁

Re the quiz: without cheating.

1. Liver

3. Pi

4 Mash

5. Fish

6. Chips

7. Bread

8 the Jam( now I really should get that one right)

9. Hams

10 .cheese- isn't it that one with maggots in it ?

I should really know no 2 but can't think who.I'll probably remember bit later

And the theme seems to be food???

😁😘😘

You have outdone yourself there, me ol' mate! Excellent selection, I can't even pick a favourite. I've got a note to say I'm excused from doing the quiz. 😄🌸

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

😁🐰

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Yes you are excused my Marnie, but only because you are my favourite pupil 😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Thank you Sir! 😊🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Very good reply Marnie, another star for you 🤗😘

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Shall I come and see you after class Sir? I think my work needs marking. 🤭🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

Yes I think you should Marnie, and ignore that Maria, I've heard from other pupils she's a bit of a bully 🤗xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

A good teacher doesn't have favourites. I'm not playing anymore. I'm off to bed😠

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Brush your teeth before you go young lady!!!🤗

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I always do!!!🤪

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes and another thing young madam

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

🤗😘

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

No, you just have to buy bigger pants! 😁🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Tell me about it 😁🐰

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Marnie22 in reply to MadBunny

Sometimes I even lengthen the elastic too! 😆🌸

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MadBunny in reply to Marnie22

Knicker elastic 😁 Didn't know you could still get it. Anyway, I'm going to have an early night. Talk soon. Take care x

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

My tooth goes in glass at side of bed lol 😂😂great jokes Barry

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

🤣wish I had some to put at the side of the bed🤣🤣😘

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

You can have mine all the ones that didn't fit lol 🤪😂😂😂😂😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Hidden

🤣x

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

Your in look I no longer have the Mr bean at dentist photo LOL 😂😂😂xx

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Aw So sad. 😁🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Marnie22

So you put a smiley face 🤔🤣xxq

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Marnie22 in reply to Bazzak

Showing you some nice teeth PLUS laughing! 😁 See?! 🌸

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Marnie22 in reply to Marnie22

Plus irony........😆🌸

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

Pixie pulling his tongue out at you 😂😺

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Marnie22 in reply to Hidden

Excellent Pixie! 😁🌸

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

That quiz is too 'ard for me!! 😘

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Hidden in reply to BTCCET

Marilyn it's ok we're excused 😂😂

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Nothing too ard for you darling and Arsenal are winning 😁😁😁

BTCCET profile image
BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

You mean we were winning!! 🙄😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Yes!!!! I know it's a surprise 🤣🤣😘

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Oldham65 in reply to Bazzak

Hey, your lot are doing well!!Corny but great jokes 🤣😂🤣😂

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Didn't last !! You have Holes in your defence !! Will you get that I wonder🤔🤔😁😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

De fence there's nothing wrong with our fence 😂😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Look who scored!😁😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

😂😂Had to check that out😁😘

Just got no 2 - Francis Bacon !!!!And no I didn't look it up 🤗😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Fibber and the maggots was also right😁😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No I am not a fibber! I knew them . So there 🤪😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Did you notice all the answers were food 🤗 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Er- read my final comment 🤪😘

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Oldham65 in reply to MadBunny

Wow!! You are too of the class!! I got some but not all. Used to watch MASH. Did you?Lots of love and hugs Lynne xxxx ❤️🤗💜🤗

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Looking back on them though I really should have got the chips one, looooved Eric Estrada😍

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Well done Maria, I just could not get any of them😔😘

Those were brilliant Bazzak. My fave one is the Fred Astaire one coz I always think his partners were better. After all they danced backwards and in heels! :)

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to hypercat54

🤣xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

A nod to Monty Python and the Holy Grail 😁😘

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Hidden in reply to MadBunny

Can't you sleep.either 😴

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

No been trying to sort out a problem with the wi fi.

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Hidden in reply to MadBunny

Have you done it I had sandwhich I'm getting some cocoa tomorro I had to have tea with it had glass Chardonnay earlier it was like a spirit so harsh hope weather good tomorror good news swimming open next week Alicia told me 😁I'll take some photos under water lol 😂😂😂

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

Yes thanks.

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

😂😂😘

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

You get the reference then👍 Here's one especially for you

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BTCCET in reply to BTCCET

This was meant to go under the Monty Python! Not the wi fi! 🙄

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Yep I guessed that 😁Btw what do you think of the mullet hairstyle on my avatar 🤣What was I thinking????

BTCCET profile image
BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

You've changed yours so much over time! You look very serious there😉

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Yes I have. I like variety 😁It's from an old photo where I was dressed up to go to a dinner dance and I probably didn't want to go. Or my shoes were too tight🤣

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Hate new shoes! 😂

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

I only wear trainers and boots these days as I can't get fashionable shoes that are comfortable. Oh and Birkenstocks in the summer.

Absolutely brilliant. You had me laughing outloud again. 🤣🤣🤣

Great start to my day. Thank you Bazzak x

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

A good long list today I had to sing the song before I got the census one.

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CallendersgalAdministrator

Bazzak at his best! Lots of chuckles there. The quiz is a bit more challenging for a bear of little brain like me.... but I'll do my best! 👍😄

Love this type of joke.One liners, so funny.Brightened my day.

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MidoriVisually impaired

I only knew the answer to three, Mash, Chips and Ham!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Midori

🤣xx

Hello Bazzak

When they are bad, they are really bad. When they are good they are really good. The plumber saved the 24 hour day. :)

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Big_Dee

🤣 hope you and yours are all well Big_Dee👍

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Big_Dee in reply to Bazzak

Hello Bazzak

Doing great, keep up the good work!

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BazzakReading Rabbits

Answers1. What is the largest internal organ in the human body?

The Liver

2. Who in Elizabethan times was the first Queen’s Counsel and later became Lord High Chancellor of England under James I. He was said to be the “father of empiricism”?

Sir Francis Bacon

3. What is the circumference of any circle, divided by its diameter?

Pi

4. What TV series from 1972 -1983 about the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean War?

MASH

5. What type of animal is a Whitemargin Stargazer?

Fish

6. What was the name of the TV programme that ran 1977-1983 about Californian Highway Patrol Officers?

CHiPs

7. Gates, Royer and Griffin formed which group in 1968?

Bread

8. Which mod revival group’s debut single in 1977 was “In the City”?

The Jam

9. How are amateur radio operators often referred to?

Radio Hams

10. What is Cazu Marzu that is only officially to be found in Sardinia?

Cheese ( It can’t be exported from Sardinia because it contains live maggots)

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Do I get a prize for getting them all right then??😁🤗😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes, you had it this afternoon Maria, sent special delivery. 🤗😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Ah ,I didn't realize that was the prize. I though it was an afternoon treat. Very nice though and I really enjoyed it , thank you. 🤗😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Want to try another quiz ?😁😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

So you can make it hard for me this time😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No googling !🤗

Questions

1. If the word “words” were played in Scrabble how many points would it earn if it were not laid on any bonus square

2. Honorificabilitudinitatibus, the longest word in the English language featuring alternating consonants and vowels, what does it mean?

3. What Latin phrase means “seize the day”?

4. If someone is a “Pollyanna” what characteristically is their outlook?

5. Which German word is used in the English language to mean art in pretentious bad taste?

6. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the longest place name in Britain in which part of Wales: (a) Pembrokeshire, (b) Anglesey, (c) Powys, or (d) Clwyd?

7. What does the word ennui mean?

8. What does an arctophile collect?

9. What is vexillology the study of?

10. Which song starts

“Smile an everlasting smile

A smile can bring you near to me

Don't ever let me find you down

'Cause that would bring a tear to me”

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes of course darling 😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Are we struggling 🤔🤣😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No I'm not struggling. Some I know, others I don't. End of😁😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Well if you don't get them all right, you have to offer me lip service madam 😁😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Oh that will come as a bit of a blow 😊😘

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Hidden in reply to MadBunny

It's a good job I have a pure mind or may inturprate your comments as inappropriate the pair of you😁😁'ive just woke off back to sleep I'm having a new sleep routine as of tomorror head down at 9.3o or ten on the pillow that is 😂😂then I will be Pollyanna 😁night night xx

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Hidden in reply to Bazzak

You will have to give her a fingerring befor she will do that LOL she likes this I choose it for her a while ago think should be a gap in that word but the key pad is stuck 😂😂😁🤗xx

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MadBunny in reply to Hidden

Already got one😁

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to MadBunny

Ok not a diamond maybe but I'm happy with it

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Hidden in reply to MadBunny

You r messaged yourself 😁I don't know we have to do everything to ourselfes even buy presents for us lol 😂

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Hidden in reply to MadBunny

OMG that's amazing I don't have a cat one I don't wear jewelry only for special occasions I find it irritating I mentioned before I'm allergic but I'm usually doing d I y jobs and messing about like a man lol, well you may not get the other one now you already have one 😂😂😂I like this it's my special cat like pixie and I have dog spaniel for when I get my dog called honey

I didn't Google them🙄

1. 8

2. No idea

3. Carpe Diem

4.optimistic, cheerful

5. Kitsch

6 .Pembrokeshire?

7.Boredom / bored

8. Teddy bears

9. No idea

10. Words- the Bee Gees

At least I didn't cheat and I admitted that I didn't know some😁😘Actually do you want to delete your comment in case anyone else wants to have a go😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Don't think anyone will see it down here, but ok 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

No I just thought maybe someone might. I do play Scrabble sometimes but I don't know the values unless I look at the tiles😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

You were close 😁😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

1Nine, 2 the state of being able to achieve honours, 3Carpe Diem 4 optimistic 5 Kitsch 6Anglesey 7 a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest, boredom 8 teddy bears 9Flags 10 its only words!

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

You looked up nos 2& 7 didn't you. - the answers look like they're copied from a dictionary!🙄😁🐰

BTCCET profile image
BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Maria!! Are you calling me a cheat!? 🙄

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

No. 7 was a bit of a challenge of course🙊

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

And funny how some of your answers are identical to mine 😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Some of her answers would be identical to yours because some of yours were right 🙄😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yes but I don't know which ones are right do I ?

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Are you saying that I peeped at your answers I'm not a copy cat you know!

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Well it's not hard to see them is it 😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

As Activity would say

Extra credit! Way to go! Fantastic job done! 101% correct! Woohoo! 🐝😀Beating m&m ( Miss Maria !! 🤣)

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Hope that makes you happy🙄😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

Thankyou Mr. B, I feel so blessed receiving your praise 😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Your welcome Marilyn, very good show 🤗🤗😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Oh I see. She's your star pupil now is she? Marnie was your favourite the other day. And she didn't even do the first quiz😠

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Hah. Don't be taken in by it.

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

I'm Mr. B's star pupil now and when school starts back I'm going to bring him an apple,! A whole fruit basket even🍏!

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

That's very thoughtful of you young Marilyn, so thoughtful that I think I will give you one on one tuition🤗😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

🙄😠

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Well he'd better watch out with me around. We all know what happened to Snow White😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

🤣😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Don't know why you're laughing mate🙄

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

And of I catch you bullying young Marilyn, you will go straight over my knee madam!😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Not allowed these days 🤪

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Depending on where you are😜

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

Maria's been pilking on me all day Mr. B 🌹here's a flower for you 😁😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Marilyn, you are going up in my estimation by the minute 🤗😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Pilk hahaha 🤪

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Goodness me you've got this schoolgirl crush bad haven't you.🤪Either that or you're just putting on an act to get poor little me into trouble 😠

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

Just wanted to let you know Mr. B you made a little PILK there, thought I'd warn you before Maria notices it🤗

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Too late. I did🤪 Tell tale. You really are a horrid girl.

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

But at least I told him nicely, I'm always nice to Mr. Barrington Ashley 🍭👯🤷

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

I noticed. Goody two shoes!

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

I'm absolutely "adamant" that I'm not a "goody two shoes" 🙄

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

I see the one to one tuition has already started- you've been having comedy lessons from Mr B haven't you!

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Yes Maria, it has already started, and it's already paying off, note my perfect puncataton 👌

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Good girl 🤗😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

🤪

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Oh well you're welcome to him . An old bloke like that. I can have Johnny all to myself now. And he's much better looking 🤪🤪🤪

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Ok ok! You can have Mr. B 👍

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Oh no, too late now. Johnny's all mine

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

There's no contest really is there . I know who I'd rather have 🤣

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

No there isn't, just look at them smouldering dark eyes 😍

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

Well sorry luv but Johnny's mine.😍I take it you're referring to Johnny's eyes, not the Pilker's😁

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BTCCET in reply to MadBunny

Johnny's of course, and you can almost smell the Sauvage through cyberspace😜

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Was that meant to be sausage ?🤗😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

No but the spellchecker did try and make me spell sausage and I almost done a PILK! 😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

Ok you two one last question tell me when your ready 🤗😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

👍

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BTCCET in reply to BTCCET

Maria said Mmm so she's ready too 😂🤣See that Mr B? Maria said Mmm! Ask the question now please, please ❓

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BTCCET in reply to BTCCET

Maria wasn't saying Mmm about Johnny's after shave😁

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

No - I was saying it about Johnny Depp in general 🤣

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to BTCCET

I have !!

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Can't be bothered with you any more

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Bazzak

Who was buried standing up at Westminster Abbey ?

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

Don Johnson?

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No !!

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I don't know why I'm bothering cos I'll probably be accused of cheating again but it's Ben Johnson ,the playwright . And I should know that 😁😘

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But why is he standing up?

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Not sure- ran out of space maybe?

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I was being serious maybe the Abbey didn't have the space.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No apparently the was poor

Jonson always seemed to be poor, in spite of gifts from royalty, and he died in great poverty in August 1637 in a house near the Abbey. One story says that he begged "eighteen inches of square ground in Westminster Abbey" from King Charles I. Another story says that one day, being railed by the Dean of Westminster about being buried in Poets' Corner, the poet is said to have replied "I am too poor for that and no one will lay out funeral charges upon me. No, sir, six feet long by two feet wide is too much for me: two feet by two feet will do for all I want". "You shall have it" said the Dean. So Jonson was buried standing on his feet in the northern aisle of the Nave and not in Poets' Corner. At this period the design on the Nave floor included several lines of stones measuring eighteen inches square (the rest being in a lozenge pattern), to which Jonson was obviously referring in his conversation with the Dean.

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Thanks. That's interesting. And a bit sad really. I prefer his comedies to Shakespeare's they're very funny and cynical😘😘

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BTCCET in reply to Bazzak

That's interesting Baz, my historical knowledge is mainly Victorian, my mind doesn't go back any further really, though I do love reading about UK history if that makes sense 🙄😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Yes darling, 😁 why did he want to be buried upright, do you know ??I could look it up I suppose 😁😘😘

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I have no idea. Lack of space maybe? Unless it was some quirky request of his😘

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Mmm 😁

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MadBunny in reply to BTCCET

As opposed to the Pilker's Old Spice. Or is it him that's the old spice 🤣

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Fanny Cradock's hubby 🤗 yep, right up your street 🤣🤣🤣😘

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That is such an insult to me. I'm not even going to reply to it.

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What!?? He came from Sheffield 😁

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So??? He's even older than you 🤣😘

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Talking of Sheffield.... Tomorrow's the day 😜

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I think that will be a foregone conclusion 😁Cue more winding up and setting us off against each other,from the Pilker 🙄

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Who me 🤗🤗🤗🤗😘

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You're really enjoying this aren't you? You wait, revenge wil be sweet. And I'm not talking about cream horns 😁

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Hang on....I got all mine right and you accused me of fibbing when I said I hadn't looked them up. You've got it in for me haven't you😠

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Maybe 🤗😘😘

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youtu.be/h6BJJe9JV_A

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