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Mistakes happen ๐Ÿ˜Š

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My mateโ€™s Daschund swallowed a huge rubber ball and has run away. The vet says his dog might be poorly for a while but will soon bounce back.

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.John Lennon International Airport has gone into a full lockdown and all passengers and staff are in quarantine. Imagine ... all the people

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A guy bought a Volvo from Neil Diamond on eBay. Swede car online.

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.just saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbitโ€™s feet. I thought: โ€œWell heโ€™s pushing his luck.โ€

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Nelly the elephant has just tested positive for covid. When asked where she got it from, she replied; "Trump, Trump, Trump" !

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.Fun fact: Australiaโ€™s biggest export is boomerangs. Itโ€™s also their biggest import.

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My wife tells me I have two major faults, I donโ€™t listen - and something else.

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Just had a text from my mate. It said: โ€œMy girlfriend just couldnโ€™t accept my obsession with horoscopes. In the end it Taurus apart.โ€

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My mateโ€™s wife knows absolutely nothing about football. He asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle..

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My mate always used to say: โ€œNever be too quick to find faults.โ€ Lovely bloke, terrible geologist.

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A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago and it still hurts. I canโ€™t believe itโ€™s not better.

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Give a man a shirt, and heโ€™ll wear it once. Tell a man he looks good in it, and heโ€™ll wear it for a lifetime.

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Fabulously funny Bazzak. A real tonic!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply to

๐Ÿ’•x hope you are safe and well xx

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I am well Bazzak and your jokes help enormously! Thanks for asking and I hope you too are remaining safe and well! ๐Ÿ˜Š

Keep 'em coming, Bazzak! They really brighten my day!!

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leo60

Thank you my dear! You are a ray of sunshine on this 'orrible, gloomy day xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toleo60

Hope life is treating well Laurie xx

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leo60โ€ข in reply toBazzak

I am ok, thank you ๐Ÿ˜Š How are the new restrictions going to affect you Barry? Xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toleo60

I really don't know Laurie, my daughter relies on me to pick up Frank for school and take him home after his tea. I think I will have to just be careful and take a chance ๐Ÿ˜˜

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leo60โ€ข in reply toBazzak

Mmm thatโ€™s what I was thinking about! You absolutely must take care and be as safe as possible ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜ xx

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blackbeauty99

I love these, so funny!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

I particularly like the elephant joke!

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springcrossโ€ข in reply toblackbeauty99

Me too. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Gillyflower18

Cheers me up every time!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Activity2004

Very funny and cheered me up today! Thank you!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™

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Narwhal10

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ thanks Bazzak - great jokes

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MadBunny

Brilliant!!! Love the shirt one. Sadly only too familiar๐Ÿ˜„

Hope you're keeping well xx

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Aquinas

I can honestly say, Bazzak, that you do a most wonderful job of lifting our spirits. You do more good than you know.Bless you for your kind efforts in raising many smiles.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toAquinas

Bless you for the lovely reply ๐Ÿ’•x

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springcrossโ€ข in reply toAquinas

Hear hear.

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Couldn't agree with you more Aquinas always read Bazzaks posts even when I'm really down he cheers me up xx

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ cheered me up !! Thank you xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply to

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜xx

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footgo

Thank you Barry for the above, as always a laugh is the best tonic.

Best wishes T & C

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Some good ones there

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springcross

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Where do you get these from! Gave me a good chuckle, thanks. x

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Marnie22

Only just got to read these....

Very good, several are hilarious- I will leave you to guess my favourite! Hope all is well at Chez Bazzak!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toMarnie22

I know which one, I just don't know how I can trump it. ! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜xx

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Marnie22โ€ข in reply toBazzak

You win first prize! โ˜บ๐ŸŒธ

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toMarnie22

๐Ÿ˜x

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Smiler53

Oh Bazzak, they are good ones ๐Ÿ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toSmiler53

Hope you are well Smiler ๐Ÿ’•

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Smiler53โ€ข in reply toBazzak

All good here thanks. I hope you are too?

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I was LOL thinking how long it took me to get a flip cellphone :| , and then 4 years ago an android phone :| . I finally purchased this computer because it was the closest brand to the one I learned on from classes I took 7 years ago :) . I think I would have lost my mind during this Covid-19 pandemic :( if I didn't have my tech devices, including my tablet, that now needs a new battery. Thank GOD I found it on Amazon. I am still smiling from the Covid-19 elephant trump joke :) . Thank you for bringing us joy. I pray you too will have a generous return on the laughter you bring others. Amen!

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BazzakReading Rabbitsโ€ข in reply toRLN-overcomer

Thank you for the kind words, ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’•

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