Marnie, MadBunny and Narwhal, your reputation goes before you !!!😊😊

[Bazzak]

I got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Tina turner has objected against plans to build a coffee shop near her home.

We don't need another Nero. .

I never thought I'd see the day when the wheelie bin went out more than me.

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Saw my doctor today. She said my sugar l was too high.... so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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The doctor also weighed me and checked my BMI

She said "dont eat anything fatty"

I said "like chips and burgers?"

She replied "no fatty dont eat anything !"

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I think my wife is showing the first signs of Alzheimer's.....

She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!

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