Positive Wellbeing During Self-Isolation

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Marnie, MadBunny and Narwhal, your reputation goes before you !!!😊😊

BazzakReading Rabbits•

2 years ago•84 Replies

I got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Tina turner has objected against plans to build a coffee shop near her home.

We don't need another Nero. .

I never thought I'd see the day when the wheelie bin went out more than me.

Saw my doctor today. She said my sugar l was too high.... so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

The doctor also weighed me and checked my BMI

She said "dont eat anything fatty"

I said "like chips and burgers?"

She replied "no fatty dont eat anything !"

I think my wife is showing the first signs of Alzheimer's.....

She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!

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Activity20042 years ago

Very good and interesting, Barry!

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Activity20042 years ago

Hello Leah, hope you are having a good day, the doctors went well no real problems, keep safe. Xx

Activity2004 in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Hi Barry,

Glad things went well at the doctors today.

Things here are going good, but very busy. Both my Nephew and Niece were here until about 2:45 pm and then got taken back to their house by my dad. May do some reading tonight before bed and then see what is going to be for dinner when the time comes.

MadBunny2 years ago

Don't you mean Charlie's Angels????😇😇😇My likeness is uncanny😘Glad the doctor's went ok.

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

I should have put Barringtons Angel's doh 😘😘 xx

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Or is it part of your ad campaign for the aftershave.

"Bad girls love a man who wears Barrington's Safe?"🤣🥴

Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

🤣🤣😂🤣😂 I thought I was looking in the mirror!! I do pull that exact face. 🤣😂😘

MadBunny in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

Weird how Bazzak seems to know what we look like.......not that I'm saying the one on the left looks like Marnie 😊

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

The one one the left is Marnie!! 😊

Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

He’s got spies everywhere!! 🤣😂

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

You better believe it Charlie, get of the sofa now! 😊😘x

Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

😱 😱 - Don’t tell me there’s a camera in my bath tub as well, Bubble 07. 😘

MadBunny in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

Perish the thought. Still I guess it's better than the other way round.....😵

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

No, my spies have decency rules, bottom line is they put the cameras under the toilet seat 😁x

Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

🤣😂 well I’ll just have to ‘flush’ them out x

MadBunny in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

Oh dear Charlie you're getting as bad as Bazzak😊🐰

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

Charlie will be on my side soon, I have the charm 😊x

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Yeah right😘

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

Maria,you know you want to too!!!

😘😘😘😊😘😘😘😁

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

As if....😘😊

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

🥰😍😘😁😁xx

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

About as much chance as Sheff Utd winning the league🥴

in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

Or (dare I say it?) West Ham United🙈xx

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

Hehehe🔨🔨🔨

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to 2 years ago

You stay out of this darling!😘

in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Not fair😣xx

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

Please- join in as much as you like. The more the merrier😄

in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

No thank you! Got told off😔anyway got to watch the game and we're 2-1 up 65 minutes, they've scored 2 own goals 😁you can all stand in for me if you don't mind👍xx

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

Enjoy the game. Join in next time. And just ignore him if he tells you off🥴

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

Crawler 😘😘

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to 2 years ago

Molde??, Is that something you get on your walls in winter, was the game like watching damp proof dry ?? 😊😊xx

in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

We was robbed of one goal 1st half then they score the 2 og's! Karma at its best! 😂

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to 2 years ago

Always had a soft spot for the Arsenal, we know they are a bigger club than us. Xxx

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

And you call me a crawler🥴😘

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

Alls fair in love 😘 and war 😡 I have put a post up for you darling 😘

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Up where?Sounds painful hahaha

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

New post main page just for you 😘😘😘🙉

in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

It's the mutual dislike of the other North London team that does it😜xx

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

No point in telling you to ignore him then he'll go away. He won't 🥴😄

in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

You love him really🤣xx

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

Of course 😍

in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

But I've been looking for the post he said he put up for you and I can't find it? 🤔xx

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

I couldn't find it either. I clicked on his name at the top of this thread and it came up.

Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

😱 You cannot stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting. The force is strong with him. 🤪🤣😂

MadBunny in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

Is it heck🥴😄🤣

Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

🤫 it’s all a ploy 🤣😂

MadBunny in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

Hmm🤣😝

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

I am omnipotent or is it impotent ? Not too sure 🤔🤔😊😘

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

I don't think I'm in a position to answer that😊😘

Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

More like Oompa Loompa 🙃🤪😘

MadBunny in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

😂😂😂😜

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

God!!!! I thought Marnie was bad !!!

🙉🙉

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

😘😘😘

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

🙉🙉💕x

Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

😂🤣😂😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

And you Charlie 🙉🙉💕x

Hb2003 in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

Mama Mia here we go again 😂😂😂😂

Narwhal10 in reply to Hb20032 years ago

Oh great Karaoke 🎤 🤣😂

But I don’t know the words - oh I’ve been the broken hearted! Since the day we parted 😘

Hb2003 in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

My my i should not have let you go

Narwhal10 in reply to Hb20032 years ago

La la la la la Dee da - I don’t know the rest of the words 😂

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

😁xx

Narwhal102 years ago

I can’t read the jokes through tears of laughter. 🤣😂😂🤣

HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK 🥰

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

😘xx

springcross in reply to Narwhal102 years ago

That's what happened to me when I read it all!! 😂😂

springcross2 years ago

😂😂😂 Very funny Bazzak. Thanks. xx

2 years ago

Glad you’ve left me out of it this time , not very flattering 😳

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to 2 years ago

You have been nice to me lately 🙂

Dont think I should have said that 🤔xx

in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Oh that’s good, I felt sorry for you actually , poor fellow 🤣

MadBunny in reply to 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣

2 years ago

A wonderful selection Bazzak and I especially loved the one about the wheelie bin, because that pretty accurately now describes our lives! 🤣🤣

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to 2 years ago

Hope you are well Callendersgal, yes I'm in lockdown for four weeks now, and she who must be obeyed has said I'm not allowed out at all. If I need exercise she said I have to walk up and down the stairs a number of times !. I can see me now singing the grand old Duke of York!!😁xx

in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Oh no! What's Frank gonna do for fun on the school run now? 🤗

Activity2004 in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

Hi Barry,

I usually go up and down the steps to get my exercise each day since I have been home for the last 7-8 months so far. I get close to the 10, 000 steps a day when I don’t get tired during my day.😀👍🌈🚶‍♂️

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

So your sock modelling career has been put on hold too? Or are you going to go on You Tube😊😘

BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny2 years ago

No they said my legs are so amazing, so they are promoting me to stockings ! 😊😚. (dont ask for a photo ! 😘)

MadBunny in reply to Bazzak2 years ago

I wasn't going to😊😘🐰