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Marnie, MadBunny and Narwhal, your reputation goes before you !!!😊😊

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BazzakReading Rabbits
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I got fired from my job at the bank. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Tina turner has objected against plans to build a coffee shop near her home.

We don't need another Nero. .

I never thought I'd see the day when the wheelie bin went out more than me.

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Saw my doctor today. She said my sugar l was too high.... so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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The doctor also weighed me and checked my BMI

She said "dont eat anything fatty"

I said "like chips and burgers?"

She replied "no fatty dont eat anything !"

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I think my wife is showing the first signs of Alzheimer's.....

She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!

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Very good and interesting, Barry! :-)

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Activity2004

Hello Leah, hope you are having a good day, the doctors went well no real problems, keep safe. Xx

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Activity2004 in reply to Bazzak

Hi Barry,

Glad things went well at the doctors today. :-)

Things here are going good, but very busy. Both my Nephew and Niece were here until about 2:45 pm and then got taken back to their house by my dad. May do some reading tonight before bed and then see what is going to be for dinner when the time comes. :-)

Don't you mean Charlie's Angels????πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡My likeness is uncanny😘Glad the doctor's went ok.

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I should have put Barringtons Angel's doh 😘😘 xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Or is it part of your ad campaign for the aftershave.

"Bad girls love a man who wears Barrington's Safe?"🀣πŸ₯΄

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Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ I thought I was looking in the mirror!! I do pull that exact face. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Weird how Bazzak seems to know what we look like.......not that I'm saying the one on the left looks like Marnie 😊

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

The one one the left is Marnie!! 😊

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Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

He’s got spies everywhere!! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

You better believe it Charlie, get of the sofa now! 😊😘x

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Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

😱 😱 - Don’t tell me there’s a camera in my bath tub as well, Bubble 07. 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Perish the thought. Still I guess it's better than the other way round.....😡

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

No, my spies have decency rules, bottom line is they put the cameras under the toilet seat 😁x

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Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ well I’ll just have to β€˜flush’ them out x

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Oh dear Charlie you're getting as bad as Bazzak😊🐰

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Charlie will be on my side soon, I have the charm 😊x

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Yeah right😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Maria,you know you want to too!!!

😘😘😘😊😘😘😘😁

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

As if....😘😊

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜πŸ˜xx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

About as much chance as Sheff Utd winning the leagueπŸ₯΄

in reply to MadBunny

Or (dare I say it?) West Ham UnitedπŸ™ˆxx

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MadBunny in reply to

HeheheπŸ”¨πŸ”¨πŸ”¨

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

You stay out of this darling!😘

in reply to Bazzak

Not fair😣xx

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MadBunny in reply to

Please- join in as much as you like. The more the merrierπŸ˜„

in reply to MadBunny

No thank you! Got told offπŸ˜”anyway got to watch the game and we're 2-1 up 65 minutes, they've scored 2 own goals 😁you can all stand in for me if you don't mindπŸ‘xx

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MadBunny in reply to

Enjoy the game. Join in next time. And just ignore him if he tells you offπŸ₯΄

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Crawler 😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Molde??, Is that something you get on your walls in winter, was the game like watching damp proof dry ?? 😊😊xx

in reply to Bazzak

We was robbed of one goal 1st half then they score the 2 og's! Karma at its best! πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Always had a soft spot for the Arsenal, we know they are a bigger club than us. Xxx

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

And you call me a crawlerπŸ₯΄πŸ˜˜

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

Alls fair in love 😘 and war 😑 I have put a post up for you darling 😘

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

Up where?Sounds painful hahaha

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

New post main page just for you πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ™‰

in reply to Bazzak

It's the mutual dislike of the other North London team that does it😜xx

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MadBunny in reply to

No point in telling you to ignore him then he'll go away. He won't πŸ₯΄πŸ˜„

in reply to MadBunny

You love him really🀣xx

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MadBunny in reply to

Of course 😍

in reply to MadBunny

But I've been looking for the post he said he put up for you and I can't find it? πŸ€”xx

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MadBunny in reply to

I couldn't find it either. I clicked on his name at the top of this thread and it came up.

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Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

😱 You cannot stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting. The force is strong with him. πŸ€ͺπŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Is it heckπŸ₯΄πŸ˜„πŸ€£

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

🀫 it’s all a ploy πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

Hmm🀣😝

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

I am omnipotent or is it impotent ? Not too sure πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I don't think I'm in a position to answer that😊😘

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to MadBunny

More like Oompa Loompa πŸ™ƒπŸ€ͺ😘

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MadBunny in reply to Narwhal10

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

God!!!! I thought Marnie was bad !!!

πŸ™‰πŸ™‰

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

😘😘😘

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ’•x

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Narwhal10 in reply to Bazzak

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

And you Charlie πŸ™‰πŸ™‰πŸ’•x

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Narwhal10

Mama Mia here we go again πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Hb2003

Oh great Karaoke 🎀 πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

But I don’t know the words - oh I’ve been the broken hearted! Since the day we parted 😘

Hb2003 profile image
Hb2003 in reply to Narwhal10

My my i should not have let you go

Narwhal10 profile image
Narwhal10 in reply to Hb2003

La la la la la Dee da - I don’t know the rest of the words πŸ˜‚

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

😁xx

I can’t read the jokes through tears of laughter. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK πŸ₯°

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Narwhal10

😘xx

That's what happened to me when I read it all!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Very funny Bazzak. Thanks. xx

Glad you’ve left me out of it this time , not very flattering 😳

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

You have been nice to me lately πŸ™‚

Dont think I should have said that πŸ€”xx

in reply to Bazzak

Oh that’s good, I felt sorry for you actually , poor fellow 🀣

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MadBunny in reply to

🀣🀣🀣

A wonderful selection Bazzak and I especially loved the one about the wheelie bin, because that pretty accurately now describes our lives! 🀣🀣

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to Callendersgal

Hope you are well Callendersgal, yes I'm in lockdown for four weeks now, and she who must be obeyed has said I'm not allowed out at all. If I need exercise she said I have to walk up and down the stairs a number of times !. I can see me now singing the grand old Duke of York!!😁xx

in reply to Bazzak

Oh no! What's Frank gonna do for fun on the school run now? πŸ€—

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Activity2004 in reply to Bazzak

Hi Barry,

I usually go up and down the steps to get my exercise each day since I have been home for the last 7-8 months so far. I get close to the 10, 000 steps a day when I don’t get tired during my day.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

So your sock modelling career has been put on hold too? Or are you going to go on You Tube😊😘

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to MadBunny

No they said my legs are so amazing, so they are promoting me to stockings ! 😊😚. (dont ask for a photo ! 😘)

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MadBunny in reply to Bazzak

I wasn't going to😊😘🐰

Groan! These are worse than ever. Don't know why I am laughing so much :)

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Brilliant

Definitely such a bc long time ago I suppose

Start telling her what you bc saw in her

That might clear the Mind fog and bring out good memories to you both

ROTFL ..... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚β˜ΊπŸ˜‚.

🐿🌈.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You are all so funny with your comments ❀️ you all. Barb

Brilliant! Thanks for the laugh! My goodness we all need it. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

Brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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