Is it Lionel or.......

[Bazzak]

Q: How come U2 still haven’t found what they’re looking for? A: Because the streets have no name

Q: How does Bob Marley like his donuts? A: Wi’ jam in.

My friend swears he was a 1980s popstar

I keep trying to talk him out of it, but he's Adam-ant

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”