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True, and in Glo's (kB47) case great grandmother πŸ’•

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Everytime I went over to my grandmothers place there was always a full jar of peanuts.

Since I love peanuts, I would always eat a lot of them whenever I was at her house.

One day I finally asked my grandmother why she always had a full jar of peanuts lying around.

Grandma: well, I don't have teeth anymore hunny, I can only suck the chocolate off of them. I am always so greatful for you when you eat them.

And some insurance claims for AndrewT and Crafttperon πŸ™‚

"I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way.."

"Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.."

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard."

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: "I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan."

"First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."

"Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end."

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "

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springcross profile image
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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Bazzak, that was absolutely hilarious. It's not very often I cry with laughter at this time of the morning, so thanks for that. Also, that's a lovely compliment for Glo - I'm sure she will really appreciate that and I agree with you. xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tospringcross

😘xx

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leo60

Very funny Barry, thanks xx And of course 99% of a child's awesomeness comes from their Grandmother! Where else?! xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Hope you are keeping well Laurie, have a relaxing Sunday. Xx

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leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

Yes, I'm good thanks Barry! How are you? I will be having a relaxing Sunday as my lunch guests (Skye and her slaves!) have all had a nasty cold this week and don't want to infect the old bird!! Me that is, not the chicken!! You have a lovely day too xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toleo60

Skye and her slaves, love it🀣🀣x

I'm fine thankyou, too cold and windy for a walk today, so will relax and watch Essex cricket on the tv ( that will make the wife happy not πŸ™‚) xx

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leo60β€’ in reply toBazzak

Enjoy! I think tomorrow and Tuesday are supposed to be quite nice, so plan on getting out in the garden, think we all have a long winter ahead! :( xx

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Smiler53

I love the glancing at the mother-in-law one πŸ˜‚

So hilarious Bazzak. I'm still laughing! 🀣🀣🀣

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Troilus

Oh me oh my! I haven’t laughed so much in ages! Tears running down my face, ribs hurting. Brilliant! Thank you so much. You have cheered up a dreary afternoon.

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits

Thank you so much❀x

MadBunny profile image
MadBunny

Love the peanut one. The sort of thing my dad might have doneπŸ˜„

KB47 profile image
KB47

Thankyou for the lovely compliment Bazzak. I really appreciate it. πŸ’•

My Grandson ( Ava's Dad ) said that our Ava πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ was a lot like me. Perhaps it has something to do with Genetics. πŸ€°πŸ‘ΌπŸ€±.

An original is worth much more than a copy. Barry, you are an original. please stay that way.

What started off not to be such a good day , have been turned around.Thanks to you. πŸ‘.I have only just stopped crying,

Not because of being sad or depressed.

But reading your hilarious jokes. I've been holding my Tummy, because when i Iaugh, cough or sneeze it pulls on my stitches .But its so worth it.πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‰.You never fail to make me smile ,but this one is so funny. You literally have me in stitches. I love the one about the Peanuts. Well I love all of them. β€πŸ‘πŸ˜š Aww,I have to stop reading them for a little while. I'm gonna be reading them again later on though ,I needed a good laugh. πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‰. Thankyou so much .xx

Our Little Ava is waving to you. πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

Have a good weekend. Keep your jokes coming πŸ‘Love. Glo,John and Ava. πŸ’•πŸ’•xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply toKB47

The compliment fully meant, you are an awesome lady who has had to put up with a lot in life lately but can still smile. Stay strong and positive my darling,

Love to you,John, Princess Ava and family. β€πŸ’•xx

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KB47β€’ in reply toBazzak

Hi Bazzak. Awww Thankyou so much. You have made me both Laugh πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ€£and cry πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ today. The 1st time in a while. You have such a talent for making people laugh . You and our Little Ava's recovery is the reason for the smile on my face. You are right Barry , I have to think Positive for John, myself and our Darling Ava.πŸ‘Έ Or I will just lose it .🀯🀯🀯 We are all gonna get through itπŸ™. πŸ€žπŸ‘πŸ€—.. John is not good at the moment, but our Beautiful Ava πŸ‘Έand myself will help him through. He's gonna be okay. 🀞. He has to be ,because , he's the other half of me.πŸ™πŸ€žπŸ‘. Thanks again Barry. Lots of Love From Glo, John and Princess Ava πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈπŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ ❀. She's waving Nighty Night β€πŸ’•.xxxxx

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footgo

Well, Barry you have done it again, very many thanks 😊 πŸ™ !! You have made our day.

There so many very amusing quotes, humans are so original. Where do they get these answers from, one of your joke books probably. πŸ˜‚

The peanut Granny was so believable, l feel that l will only eat peanuts now straight from a packet, never from some old jar.

We wish you and your family a wonderful week, take care, Tim & Carmen 😍.

P.S. l cannot believe that October will be arriving this week, this year has to be the weirdest in my life.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tofootgo

Glad you enjoyed them Tim, yes it is definitely getting colder now, infact I intended to go for some long walks at the weekend but it was just too windy and cold.

You and Carmen stay well and safe,πŸ’•

Your mate Barry πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

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footgoβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Thank you Barry

Sorry I meant to mention Glo, what she and her family are going through must truly be the worst experience imaginable.

Glo just keeps coming back stronger, keeping her sense of humour and equally her very strong faith. Such a pleasure to witness knowing what she is going through, plus Covid-19 around every corner.

I feel that you are playing a big part in keeping that smile on Glo’s face Barry, thank you!!

Best wishes, Tim.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tofootgo

Yes you are right, she is a lovely, lovely lady that's going through a lot lately. But she has a caring, loving husband by her side and and you can tell they are devoted in every way to each other. ❀❀❀xxx

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footgoβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Yes it does show through, both having so much strength and love for each other. Lovely to witness!

Tim

KB47 profile image
KB47β€’ in reply tofootgo

Hi Tim, just read what you said to Bazzak. Thankyou. πŸ’¦πŸ’¦. I'm a bit emotional at the moment with everything that's going on. You are right Tim, Bazzak is helping to keep a smile on my face .πŸ€—. He's also helping to keep me sane πŸ‘. Glo.πŸ’•xx.

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footgoβ€’ in reply toKB47

A very good morning to you Glo

Life for you Glo and your family has been incredibly tough this year, you are all definitely allowed to feel tearful, l so wish that we could all lighten your pain and sadness.

You must look after yourself so that you are strong for Ava when she comes home. What a truly wonderful day that will be.❀️

Barry is doing a wonderful job, he does sound like a really great person who cares deeply about his family and those in need. At times rarely seen in this day and age.

We pray that little Ava will soon be back within her such loving family. She deserves all the love and attention l know that she will receive. God bless her and you Glo, you have touched so many hearts recently with your strength and caring for Ava. You and your family sound such wonderful people.

Take care of yourselves, l can only wish you all the strength to carry on, you are doing amazingly well, bless you.

Tim

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KB47β€’ in reply tofootgo

Good Afternoon Tim. This little message did start as Good Morning, but I had to leave it because I wasn't too good ( Flipping Angina.) I'm okay now though. Life has been really hard for all of us this past year. But Our Princess Ava πŸ‘Έ is recovering really well. I think that when the Lockdown is lifted, she will be back home with her Daddy.πŸ‘ .Hooray for thatπŸ‘ΈπŸ™πŸ‘.πŸŽ‰. πŸ€—πŸ˜„ Can't wait to give her a CWTCH. John just came in looking a bit gloomy. I asked him what was wrong and he said that our Eldest Son Karl was poorly. He was tested for the Virus this morning. I pray to God that it's nothing serious. He's got a number of health problems. Hes Diabetic and he's got Asthma .He's also got trouble with one of his Heart Valves..Tim if anything happens to our Karl, I'm done. He's the most wonderful Son that you could wish for. It doesn't matter where we are or who we are with. When he' saying Bye to me, he always gives me a Great Big CWTCH and says "Love you to the Moon and back Mam , and beyond ".Always. Thankyou Tim. Have to go. You and your Family Take Care .Glo

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footgoβ€’ in reply toKB47

Oh Glo, l am so very sorry, reading your message. It seems that it β€˜never rains but it pours’ in your life this year.

I am also sorry to read about your angina Glo and Karl, l sincerely hope that everything will be well for him. He sounds like a great son!

Life can be so cruel at times and we just pray that 2021 turns out to be a much better year for you and your family.

I wish you all a restful afternoon and evening. My very best wishes, Tim.

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KB47β€’ in reply tofootgo

Thankyou Tim. Karl is a Lovely Son. The trouble is, his Wife is a carer. She goes from house to house looking after the Elderly. She has an Autistic Son. He loves our Karl more than his own Dad, and our Karl loves him. He was sent home from School last week because some of the Pupils were proven Positive for the Virus. They shut part of the High School down because of it. .They should have closed the whole school down . 4 months ago our next door neighbour passed away with the Coronaviru's. On the same day our Daughter in Law's ( Karl's Wife's ) uncle passed away with the Virus. Then 2 weeks after that her Brother's young Wife passed away with the Coronaviru's. leaving behind 2 Little, Girls. Every year we've been saying, "Oh well, next year is going to be a better year for us" .But it hasn't ,its just getting worse . I said to John a couple of weeks ago that if I had a different life before this one, ( Reincarnation ).I must have been a right old B...h. John just laughed and said "Naa.". What is happening to our World πŸ€”Tim. Everything is crazy. Glo.πŸ™„

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footgoβ€’ in reply toKB47

You are so very right Glo, l often ask myself what is happening to this world?

There are just too many tragic disasters happening everywhere, everyday. This year especially apart from the coronavirus.

The terrible events that you have mentioned above really are beyond belief. Tragic, you really have had enough this year for sure. I really am so sorry, it just is not right!!

I wish you and John a good night’s sleep, Tim.

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KB47β€’ in reply tofootgo

Only just read your message Tim. I asked Lynne if she would put a Post up for me, to let all you wonderful amazing people on Healthunlocked know that our Princess Ava πŸ‘Έ is home πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦.Im not with it . Thanks Tim and.many Thanks to Bazzak. πŸ’•xx

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footgoβ€’ in reply toKB47

AMAZING NEWS!!! THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW!! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰πŸ˜

I am so very happy for you and your family, long may the good news just keep flowing!!

Best wishes, take care of yourselves, Tim.

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KB47β€’ in reply tofootgo

Thanks Tim, yes it is amazing News. Our Little AvaπŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ is home πŸ™πŸ€”πŸ€—.I hope that this is the turning point for us. In the right way.. Hope you and your Family have a lovely day. Stay Safe. Glo.x

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footgoβ€’ in reply toKB47

Good evening Glo

We have been wondering how you and your family are keeping, we have thought of you so often recently.

We hope that you are keeping as well as you can, how is Little Ava now that she is home with her Father? We hope she is regaining her strength daily!

With very best wishes to you and your family, take care yourself, Tim.

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KB47β€’ in reply tofootgo

Tim, I apologise for not answering you earlier, but I've not been very well. But Hey, our Little Ava πŸ‘Έis coming on leaps and bounds. She's a real little trooper alright. I just LoveπŸ’• her to bits. Still haven't been able to give her a CWTCHπŸ€—πŸ€— though. Our Karl haven't been very well. He haven't got the Virus, but he's got numerous health issues .πŸ’¦πŸ’¦. Looks like John has to go in hospital shortly..OOOH I feel like pulling my hair out. I haven't even been able to have any of our Son's here for the past few weeks. I'm having some kind of injections done on Friday, to see if they can help control my pain. Then for another 3 weeks after as well. I'm not worried about Self isolation, because I've been housebound for nearly 6 years. But I do miss not seeing my Son's. None of them will come over to wave to me through the window Because they don't trust me. They think that I'll creep out to give em a HugπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—. 😊 I wish . Gotta stop feeling sorry for myself. It's not gonna get me anywhere. Thanks for thinking of us Tim. You and your Family Stay Safe. Glo❣ xx

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footgoβ€’ in reply toKB47

Thank you Glo for your message, no problem about replying, any time is OK. We are so pleased that your little Ava is recovering so well, a real fighter.

We are so terribly sorry that you and John continue to be unwell and hope that the injections that you will be having on Friday will be of great help to you!

Take great care of yourselves, best wishes, Tim.

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ you've done it again!! Made us all laugh!! What a lovely compliment to Glo who is is such a lovely lady. Yes, you are right, Glo has had to cope with a lot lately and comes up smiling πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘thank you for cheering us all up, it's certainly worked πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Take care and stay safe Lynne and Dave xx

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

You are a special lady too, and with a special husband. πŸ’•

The two of you stay well.❀xx

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Aww, bless you. Thank you!! You make a lot of people laugh which is a fantastic talent and so good of you to share.

Hope you and your wife stay well too. What's your wife's name by the way?!?

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply to

Boy, I have a lot of names for her, but let's just call her Sue 😚😚

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Bet she has a lot of names for you tooπŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ€£

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Activity2004

Really great one!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

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Hi

I'm still not receiving any of your posts, any ideas please? Love and hugs Lynne xxxx β€οΈπŸ€—πŸŒˆπŸ’œ

Activity2004 profile image
Activity2004β€’ in reply to

Click on save/follow button for each posting.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

β€’ in reply toActivity2004

I've received this one, it's really strange!!! Xxxx

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Activity2004β€’ in reply to

It’s interesting to hear that. Are you following the posting for BRAINWORKS each day? Each day is separate.

β€’ in reply toActivity2004

Yes xxxx

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Activity2004β€’ in reply to

Okay! Tomorrow morning after breakfast and my day gets started, I will post the next posting for the 29th. Follow that one when you get a notification saying that I posted a new posting on PWB.πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

β€’ in reply toActivity2004

Hi

Thank you

What I usually do is click on the notification then work out what the words are xxxxπŸ’œβ€οΈ

footgo profile image
footgo

A very good afternoon to you Barry, below you will find the good news from Glo!!

Just received!

I am not sure if you know but I thought that l would send you this, just in case!

Take care of yourself Barry, lovely afternoon here, the sun is trying its best to warm us up. Tim.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tofootgo

Thank you for the thought Tim, Glo pmd me with the good news. Now we just need to get her son better which I'm sure he will do.

All the best to you and Carmen xx

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footgoβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Thank you Barry, yes l do hope that her son’s COVID-19 test will be negative. Glo does have enough to handle without any more problems.

Best wishes to you Barry and your wife, Tim.

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