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Modern technology and old age doesn't always go smoothly

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Ok they are bad!! 😊

I went to an Eskimo restaurant in London and asked the waiter about the specials. He said "We've got whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or we've got the Vera Lynn". I said "What's the Vera Lynn?", he said...

"Whale meat again”

Last night my wife and I watched three DVDs back to back. Fortunately, I was the one facing the telly.

I took out a bank loan to pay for an exorcism. If I fail to keep up repayments I’ll be repossessed.

Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar? Demarara

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away.

Q. In the film Zulu; what was the name of the first Zulu killed.

A. His name was Will; because Michael Caines first words were " fire at will"

Just met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area...

He had a Wigan address!

"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".

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😂🤣😂🤣 you certainly made me laugh on this wet and miserable day 👍😊

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply to

Yes, bit wet and windy today and the weather's not too good either! 😊

Hope you are all well Lynne, keep safe 💕x

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😂🤣😂🤣

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springcross in reply toBazzak

😂😂

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Marnie22

Ha ha ha. 😂🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

Hope you are well young lady x

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Thank you. I am fine. I hope you are doing well. Gosh, aren't we civil today? 😄🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

I'm sure it won't last long my darling😗xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Just what I was thinking!! 😄🌸

in reply toMarnie22

We will have to get our thinking caps on !! Xxxx❤️💜

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Marnie22 in reply to

😆😆🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

Marnie did you know

I put the sexy in dyslexia

😘😘😊x

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Are you sure you don't mean the 'ex?' 😆🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

I new the niceties wouldn't last long!🙂🙂

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Aren't 'niceties' what ladies wear instead of pyjamas? 😄🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

What do you call a horse in pyjamas?

A nightmare.

🙂💕

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Did you know that the term, 'nightmare' came from the old idea that bad dreams were caused by a kind of spirit horse that sat on your chest while you slept?

I get my nightmares from reading Bazzak's posts...... 😆🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

🤣🤣 I really am stupid to think I could win this raillery!!x

And talking about raillery.

My boss said "You're the worst train driver ever. How many trains have you derailed to date?" I said "It's hard to keep track."

🙂

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Ha ha! I nearly lost my train of thought at that one! 🙃🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

You think you may win but

Reading between the lines can be extremely dangerous,

particularly if you are at a train station. 😚

Marnie22 profile image
Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

I am going to have to 'up' my training regime for jokes....... ☺🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

I have found you a nice rucksack that you can keep my jokes in forever Marnie.

Oh and I'm not calling you an equine 😊💕

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Very cute! Remember the Teletubbies? I have a Tinky Winky backpack. Honest. I bought it when I was an infant school teacher! 😄🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

I believe you and it is so sweet. God we are being nice to each other again ! 😁x

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Oh no! That was an accident! I forgot my sarcasm pill this morning! Normal service will be resumed A.S.A.P.

😆🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

🤣🤣🤣 I love you an your banter in the nicest possible way xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Thank you kind sir. I am a bit disgruntled today, (don't know why,) so I appreciate that. 🤔🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

Sorry to hear that, I'm always here for a chat if you need. Xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Thank you. 🙂🌸

KB47 profile image
KB47 in reply toMarnie22

Good one there Marnie. 😊💮

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toKB47

Don't praise her it goes to her head, and that's big enough already !!!😁xx

KB47 profile image
KB47 in reply toBazzak

Now, Now..Don't be like that. ☹. 🤗 xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

It's not my head that's large. It's a different part altogether. But it is comfortable to sit down at least. 😆🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

😁xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Finally, I have made Bazzak speechless! You can all thank me later! 😆🌸

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

Marnie, you are scraping the bottom of the barrel now, it's a big barrel!!😚

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Marnie22 in reply toKB47

Thank you! 😊🌸

Yes, really bad Bazzak, but very funny! What's wrong in that pic? I don't understand. That's how I've been unfriending all my unwanted contacts. Is this not the way to do it? 🤣

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😆xx

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Activity2004

This is really funny! Thank you for sharing it!😀👍👍🌈

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MadBunny

They are brilliant👍I especially liked the Zulu and lion sleeps ones xx

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMadBunny

I think the Greater Manchester one will be lost on our American friends !🤔xx

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

Maybe- unless they're familiar with the area.

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mattymoo33

Keep 'em coming Bazzak. My dad loves them🤣🤣

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MadBunny

Sadly some of our local companies have gone out of business.

The bra shop has gone bust, the shoe shop has given staff the boot, the Chinese restaurant has been taken away and the blind shop has closed, so it's curtains for everyone.

Bazzak profile image
BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMadBunny

🤣🤣xx I have competition 😘

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

Oh I forgot to mention, the company that makes tarmac has reached the end of the road😊

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMadBunny

A German went into a bar and asked for a Martini.

Dry? Asked the barman.

No, just the one thanks the German replied

KB47 profile image
KB47 in reply toMadBunny

I Love them MadBunny.👍. Bazzak have sure got competition with you today. 😄🌼

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toKB47

Glo, she's not all the ticket, here's the proof, when she went to the Doctors !!

MadBunny: every day I feel more and more like a cartoon rabbit

**Doctor:** you have a bad case of updoc

MadBunny:** what’s updoc?

**Doctor:** this is more serious than I thought

🙂x

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Oh no! Can we all get personalised jokes now?!😀🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

I have made one up for you Marnie, but I think it's too naughty for here.

🤗🤗

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

Mmmmm. I am wondering now........

😆🌸

KB47 profile image
KB47 in reply toMarnie22

Go on Marnie. Bet him to put it on here. Could be something naughty but nice. 🤗😘.x.

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Marnie22 in reply toKB47

That's for Bazzak to decide. I couldn't possibly comment! 😀🌸

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KB47 in reply toMarnie22

Marnie I don't think that Bazzak would dare to put on here what he is really thinking.🤔 🌼

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Marnie22 in reply toKB47

I think Bazzak is very innocent. He's just misunderstood........(!) 🙂🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMarnie22

Stop it Marnie you know I couldn't put it on here 🙈🙉🙉🙊xx

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Marnie22 in reply toBazzak

😄🌸

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Agoodenough in reply toBazzak

We are all intrigued!

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Marnie22 in reply toAgoodenough

As you should be. Bazzak is an intriguing fellow. 🙂🌸

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S11m in reply toMarnie22

That might be Bizza...?

KB47 profile image
KB47 in reply toBazzak

Hahaha. 🤣😂😃😄😅. I had to think about that one for a minute or two.But now that I've worked it out 👍

OMG. I can't stop laughing. 🤣😃😊 🤣😅🤗. xxx

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Agoodenough in reply toBazzak

Haha haha 😂😂😂

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

I thought my ears were looking longer when I looked in the mirror this morning.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMadBunny

I should have realised you would have found it !.

Unlucky re Sheffield United at Arsenal today, 😒 not disgraced.

And talking about Sheffield a Yorkshire joke.

A Yorkshireman is at the vet's.

' 'Ow do, lad. Come to see thee about mi cat.'

'No problem', says the vet. 'Is it a tom?'

'Nay, lad! Brought 'im wi' me!'

😘😘

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

I only saw it today.Utd are not good at the moment though.

Loved the Yorkshire joke! Btw I'm actually originally from north Nottinghamshire not Yorkshire but very close to the Yorks border. Sheffield is closer than Nottingham and most people support one of the Sheff teams. I started supporting Utd because my big brother supported them and took me to matches.Mum was a Yorkshire lass.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toMadBunny

😁x hope you and hubby are well Maria xx

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MadBunny in reply toBazzak

Yes we are thanks. Just fed up with this damp weather.Hope you and your wife are too xx

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Smiler53

They still made me smile bad or not 😆

footgo profile image
footgo

Thank you Barry, we definitely need a few smiles today, dark, wet and chilly, plus the news on all the news stations, a gloomy day in more ways than one.

I wish that you could hear C chuckling away, a constant flow of chuckles, great to hear. Much appreciated. 😌🙃😀

We wish you and your wife a wonderful evening and a relaxing day tomorrow. No school runs.

T & C 😁

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply tofootgo

Love to you two too, keep well xxx

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Agoodenough

Love yourJokes Bazzak. Keep them coming😂

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Marnie22 in reply toAgoodenough

He won't stop. I feel it in my bones! 😄🌸

Agoodenough profile image
Agoodenough in reply toMarnie22

I know. Don’t know why I’m encouraging him, not that he needs any encouragement! x

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Marnie22 in reply toAgoodenough

Exactly! 😆🌸

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toAgoodenough

I am here ladies !😊x

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Agoodenough in reply toBazzak

Who said that 😂

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toAgoodenough

🤣x

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springcross

😂😂😂 x

KB47 profile image
KB47

Loved them all.. Between You ,Marnie and MadBunny. Its been great reading all of your jokes and Banter.👍😅🤣😂 xxx

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blackbeauty99

Funny, you made me laugh!🤣😂🤣😂

Thanks for sharing your jokes again!

Absolutely brilliant and how I remember the days of Tipex 😂😂

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Sammy-Lou

Well done Bazzak! Love them and the banter From the competition! Made my Sunday morning ! 👍

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GardenMW

🤣🤣Thankyou we need a laugh at the moment😂

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Sheila_G

😂😂

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ShelWhitt

Set off my Sunday with a smile. Well done! Keep up the good work!

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leo60

Thanks for the silliness Barry! Have a great day ;) xx

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LittlePaws

🤣😂 thank you Bazzak

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Williewind

Nice One....

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Good ones, well some lol

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toCraftyperson

You are a hard woman to please 🤣xx

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits in reply toBazzak

😁😁

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😘x

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Sunfloweronline

Ha ha 😊

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focused1Reading Rabbits

Even funnier ..seen Utd and Liverpool matches today.

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Hobbledehoy

☺️ ☺️ 😄 !!! Thanks Bazzak!

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Aquinas

I especially chortled at the Vera Lynn one. Thanks for the laughs.

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toAquinas

Pleased you like them, thank you❤

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