I went to an Eskimo restaurant in London and asked the waiter about the specials. He said "We've got whale meat, whale meat, whale meat or we've got the Vera Lynn". I said "What's the Vera Lynn?", he said...
"Whale meat again”
Last night my wife and I watched three DVDs back to back. Fortunately, I was the one facing the telly.
I took out a bank loan to pay for an exorcism. If I fail to keep up repayments I’ll be repossessed.
Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar? Demarara
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away.
Q. In the film Zulu; what was the name of the first Zulu killed.
A. His name was Will; because Michael Caines first words were " fire at will"
Just met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area...
He had a Wigan address!
"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets".
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😂🤣😂🤣 you certainly made me laugh on this wet and miserable day 👍😊
Did you know that the term, 'nightmare' came from the old idea that bad dreams were caused by a kind of spirit horse that sat on your chest while you slept?
I get my nightmares from reading Bazzak's posts...... 😆🌸
Yes, really bad Bazzak, but very funny! What's wrong in that pic? I don't understand. That's how I've been unfriending all my unwanted contacts. Is this not the way to do it? 🤣
Sadly some of our local companies have gone out of business.
The bra shop has gone bust, the shoe shop has given staff the boot, the Chinese restaurant has been taken away and the blind shop has closed, so it's curtains for everyone.
I only saw it today.Utd are not good at the moment though.
Loved the Yorkshire joke! Btw I'm actually originally from north Nottinghamshire not Yorkshire but very close to the Yorks border. Sheffield is closer than Nottingham and most people support one of the Sheff teams. I started supporting Utd because my big brother supported them and took me to matches.Mum was a Yorkshire lass.
Thank you Barry, we definitely need a few smiles today, dark, wet and chilly, plus the news on all the news stations, a gloomy day in more ways than one.
I wish that you could hear C chuckling away, a constant flow of chuckles, great to hear. Much appreciated. 😌🙃😀
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