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Q: How come U2 still haven’t found what they’re looking for? A: Because the streets have no name

Q: How does Bob Marley like his donuts? A: Wi’ jam in.

My friend swears he was a 1980s popstar

I keep trying to talk him out of it, but he's Adam-ant

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

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Activity2004

Extremely funny and almost had me fall off my seat!😀👍🌈

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toActivity2004

Hope you are well xx

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

Doing okay! Are you having a good night?

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Watching a Bond movie, Goldeneye xx

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

Enjoy the movie!😀👍🌈👌

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BazzakReading Rabbits in reply toActivity2004

Yes and the glass or two of Malbec !🍷🍷xx

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

That’s good! I haven’t seen a movie in a few weeks.

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If I'm honest, I watch very few these days.x

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

We watched kid movies instead of some reruns of some TV shows.

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I take back what I said, with the grandson, he and I watch, Bolt, Hotel Transylvania, Captain Underpants and a few more childrens films.🤣🤣

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Activity2004 in reply toBazzak

That’s fantastic! You both have fun!😀👍🌈

Sorry for the delay in getting back to you. Just got done with dinner tonight.

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springcross

😂😂 Very good.

A very funny selection of Bazzak-style humour! 🤣👍

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daveh121

You had a few good ones when sorely needed so thank you.

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Sheila_G

Absolutely brilliant. I love these. We definitely have the same sense of humour. x

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Becksagogo

The Tom Hanks film on BBC4 about the pilot who bought down his plane "safely" on the Hudson was very good last night.

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Coco513

🤣🤣🤣 So bad they’re brilliant

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footgo

Good morning Barry, have a wonderful day with your grandson. How is the weather in London today?

Thank you for my morning ‘shot’ of smiles. Loved the chess player / chess nuts joke.

Take care we wish you both well, Tim.

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purple64

Oh you make me smile. Where do you get them from 😂

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mattymoo33

😁🤣🤣🤣

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keeptalking

Brilliant stuff. Gave us a real good laugh. Keep them coming.

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Groan to last one!! But a good start to day.

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Agoodenough in reply toCraftyperson

Lol

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You just have to remember, a pun is not completely matured until it is full groan.

🙂xx

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True

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🤣x

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MadBunny

Thanks for the laughs👍😁

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Agoodenough

You’re too funny Bazzak! 😂

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LittlePaws

🤣 brilliant thank you

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