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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill....

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They were Goodyears

I told my doctor I have a problem with my left ear.

"Are you sure ?"

"Yes I'm definite"

My wife, " your stomach should be flat"

Me, " it is, but the L is silent"

My wife, " I have blisters on my hands from the broom"

Me, " next time take the car silly"

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

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πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ very good πŸ‘πŸ˜ŠπŸŒˆ

Brilliant πŸ˜‚

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They did make me giggle. 😁🌈

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springcross

🀣🀣🀣 Brilliant, thanks for cheering me up. x

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Veteran250

Made me smile.... thanks Barry

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sunnyweek

Ha ha 😊

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Activity2004

Really great one!πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸŒˆ

Ewwww Bazzak, you are awful!! 🀣🀣🀣

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But you like it? 🀣xx

Brilliant,keep them coming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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footgo

Good morning Barry

Brilliant, thank you 😊.

Now ready for whatever is thrown at me today.

Have a great long weekend mate, take your umbrella with you if you intend to venture out.

Best wishes to you and your family, Tim.

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BazzakReading Rabbitsβ€’ in reply tofootgo

Good evening Tim, you have probably hit the sack by now πŸ™‚.Hope you and yours are well, I might try a walk tomorrow, weather permitting with union jack umbrella the grandson made me buy!!πŸ™‚.

Stay safe mate xx

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footgoβ€’ in reply toBazzak

Thank you Barry

It looks as though tomorrow might be a good day for the weather. I am not too sure about Monday.

I wish you a great day with your grandson, have fun and hope that you will not need your lovely umbrella.

Best wishes to you and your family Barry, Tim.

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Short funny, and to the point LOL :)

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