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Two Vampire bats. (A little joke)

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Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home a little later with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me, I'll show you."

He leads them to a cave and says, "Did your sonar pick up that huge rock over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes! yes! it did"

Other bat says, "Well mine dammedwell didn't."

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I don't like bats, but they thought I was happy with them, and they moved into my garage. Any reminder of bats drives me crazy. It's all because they've taken up residence in my barn and are living there. It looks like they're not going to leave my barn. I didn't want to touch them because I was afraid they would become aggressive. Then I decided to resort to the help of professionals and turned to treasure-coast.aaacwildlife.... I heard a lot about them from friends and decided to invite them. Congratulate me, there are no more bats in my barn now.

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I didn't expect that! Thanks.

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