A Carpet Fitter has, just finished fitting, a beautiful carpet, in a Front Room. As he admires his 'Handy-work' (He's NOT 'vein', or anything, you understand) he notices a small 'Lump' halfway down. The man is also 'Missing' his Cigarettes "Oh 'Thod It', I'm not taking That lot up, for a packet of Smokes" he thinks to himself. Whereupon the man proceeds to knock, the Bump flat, with his Block Hammer.
As he is, once again, admiring his work- he's STILL not vein, or anything- the lady, of the house comes into the room. "I found these, in the hall" she says, handing him his cigarettes "by the way, you haven't seen my Guinea Pig- have you?"
I hope that this made, you all, smile....It did me, when I first heard it.
A, slightly belated, Happy New Year everyone. Try not to get into, too much, trouble…..Kindest Wishes
AndrewT
Me, after taking the abuse from Marnie22 and the rest of you ladies yesterday!!!