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very, Very, VERY silly Joke.....

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Dear All,

A Very Silly joke.... I mean 'worse' than Two Elephants, fell of a Cliff.... Boom, Boom... yes worse than THAT.

A man, goes into his local Train Station "I'd like a 'Return' Ticket please". "Certainly Sir" replies the assistant "where to?" to which the man replies..... wait for this..... keep waiting....."Back HERE of course!".πŸ˜’πŸ˜›πŸ™„πŸ˜Š

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samwills1x

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Green_shed_guy

I drive a bus for a living and this sort of thing isn’t a joke it actually happens!!!

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Agoodenoughβ€’ in reply toGreen_shed_guy

Lol πŸ˜‚

That elephant joke's so bad it's actually funny AndrewT 🀣

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jeanjeannie50

I like silly jokes!

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starveycat

Boom boom lol

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Marnie22

Great joke! Very bad and very funny! Thanks! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸŒΈ

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Gjkas

Hahaha .πŸš‚ πŸš‚ πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Glo.

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CraftypersonReading Rabbits

Saw the punchline coming....but still good

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MydogBrandy

Lovely to have a laugh, thanks for that

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Misty4

Of course πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Thruppence

Many years ago when buses first had automatic ticket machines, the driver had to key in your destination for the ticket price, I was on a bus when a lady replied when asked where she was going, β€˜ to my aunty Jeanie’s!”

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OldSpeckledHen

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