There were two brothers, aged 8 and 6, getting ready to eat breakfast.
They decided that they were old enough to swear, so the eight year old
said, "I'll say HELL and you say ASS."
They went to the breakfast table and sat down. Their mother asked
what they wanted for breakfast. "What the HELL, give me Cheerios!"
replied the eight year old. The mother back handed him out of his
chair.
As the older brother lay crying, the mother asked the six year old
what he wanted for breakfast. "I don't know," he replied, "but you
can bet your ASS it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"
