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There were two brothers, aged 8 and 6, getting ready to eat breakfast.

They decided that they were old enough to swear, so the eight year old

said, "I'll say HELL and you say ASS."

They went to the breakfast table and sat down. Their mother asked

what they wanted for breakfast. "What the HELL, give me Cheerios!"

replied the eight year old. The mother back handed him out of his

chair.

As the older brother lay crying, the mother asked the six year old

what he wanted for breakfast. "I don't know," he replied, "but you

can bet your ASS it ain't gonna be Cheerios!"

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grace111

thanks that was good and made me laugh. 😂

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sweetiepye

Belly laugh here.

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blackbeauty99

Haha :)

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Toci

Good one. :D

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