Riddles of life: I'm in my late 60's and I still... - PMRGCAuk

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Riddles of life

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I'm in my late 60's and I still have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out or if Annie was OK? and who was Annie's Daddy? I still don't know the way to get to Sesame Street or why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps and why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery". I don't know why "abbreviated" is such a long word, why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet Washing-up liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two penneth in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... why are steps outside and stairs inside... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty ?? ... I stole this from a friend, who stole it from another friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's doctor...Now it is your turn to steal it from me...

Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day! XXX

Finally, how can a person know a little bit about something and an awful lot about nothing

Merry Christmas everyone, pace yourself and have a fabulous time!

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SheffieldJane

Thank you for the smile this morning violetsnowdrop ( such a pretty name). Happy Christmas and all that you wish for in 2017! 🎅🏼

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suzy1959

Thank you - that made me smile!!

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DorsetLadyPMRGCAuk volunteer

Sorry -I don't know the way to Amarillo or San Jose! What Am I missing? But I do know I'm 24 hours from Tulsa.

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paddyfields in reply toDorsetLady

An expert is one who knows more and more about less iuntil he/she knows all about nothing.

Happy Christmas 🎄

Best Wishes for 2017

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Jackoh

Made me smile!!! Happy Christmas x

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