I actually dreamed this last night . Off topic 🥳

[allanah]

To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town ! 😂😂

Youd better watch out , you'd better not cry

Youd better not frown I'm telling you why

Rheumy doc is coming to town.

You've made him a list

Of what hurts and why

You've taken some pics

Of your Ooooh my oh my

Rheumy doc is coming to townnnnn

Hes sees that your not sleeping, he knows that your awake, he knows your joints have been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake SO

You better watch out

And take all your meds

The steroids will knock you right in the head 🤪😜

Rheumy doc is coming to toooown.

He sees your knees are massive, He knows they need a jab, He knows you cant stop eating, but you just dont give a damn SO

( altogether now..)

Youd better watch out

Youd better not cry

Youd better not frown I'm telling you why

Rheumy doc is coming to town 😂😂🥳🥳🥳🥳

Merry christmas ho ho ho

[sylvi]

Brilliant darling.xxx

[Rachmaninov2]

Made me chuckle allanah thank you.

[springcross]

Move over The Crystals and let allanah take over! 😂😂 xx

[allanah in reply to springcross]

I knew youd remember the band springy, I thought the sharelles!

[springcross in reply to allanah]

Several have done it I think but the Crystals was my very favourite one, it sounds more Christmassy to me somehow.

[allanah in reply to springcross]

On the phil spectre christmas album!?

[springcross in reply to allanah]

Quite possibly. I remember it being played every Christmas for years - it came out when I was still at school in the early 60s and wherever the girls and me went on our nights out in town (after we'd left school I must add), that was one of the ones being played. Good memories.

[Pippy25]

To steal a few catchphrases here....FAB U LOUS darling.....and I like you, I think you've got talent, You're through to the next round!!

[allanah in reply to Pippy25]

Woooo. I knew I was good 😂😂😂

[Hidden in reply to allanah]

😂😂 that's brilliant xx

[Marionfromhappydays]

I sang that as I was reading it

[allanah in reply to Marionfromhappydays]

Brilliant !! Thats made me smile!

[springcross in reply to Marionfromhappydays]

I did too M. 😁

[Monkeysmum]

That’s brilliant allanah, I dare you to sing it to your Rheumy doc next time you see him! (Although thinking about it, maybe not, it will probably be the middle of the summer 🤦‍♀️ Xx)

[allanah in reply to Monkeysmum]

Hee hee. He knows me so well! I send him postcards from festivals each year. His staff think hes cool cause hes got Glastonbury and latitude postcards etc everywhere!!,

[Monkeysmum in reply to allanah]

😆😆🎪🎤

[Hidden]

😂😂😂😂😂cheered me up

[Green230461]

This is great! Happy Christmas to you too!

[Neonkittie17]

Excellent 😁 but I have more chance of seeing Santa on his sleigh in the sky than seeing a rheumy doc! x

[allanah in reply to Neonkittie17]

But you can see the xmas star tomorrow!!!

[stbernhard]

Thank you allanah, I'll sing it and strum along on my guitar.

[Niao]

Excellent!🙂

[Lizard28]

I’ve wakened up again at 4.57am and read your post, I’m now singing your song in my head lol, a lovely way to start the morning, it lifted my spirits. X

[allanah in reply to Lizard28]

Aw great to cheer you up!