Strictlycomeblogging by shaky pins!

Shaky pins here. I'm so nervous, never done anything like this before. What was I thinking, when I signed up ?!!! I blame the tramadol- obviously I was not in my right mind!

But, why not? Good excuse for splashing out on a new outfit. I've tried many, my friend came for moral support. Mistake taking a friend with Aspergers, I was told bluntly that yes my bum does look big!

The shoes, well let's just say transsexuals have great taste in shoes, and as I'm a wide size 8 I'm sorted. Thanks Charlie. So hear goes....

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Please doctor what's wrong with me?

Swollen wrists, painful joints,

Stiff in the morning, Oh my knee

Blood tests taken, prodded, poked

Off to rheumatology I go

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Oh, when will the consultant see me?

Sitting in the waiting room

I'm nervous, all can see

Please pick my number,

Pick me me me..!

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Please, please will someone call me?

I've sat for 3 hours, I'm hurting and need a wee! And...

Everyone looks much older than me

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A name.. Oh bliss it's me

Ouch, wait WAIT.. I can't get up u see!

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  • Hi Case.... I love this... Well done :) c

  • Fabulous xxx

  • What can I say....FAB-U-Lous!!! x

  • Well, thank u thank u. I just had to go and have a lie down, swallow some tablets and pop a couple of heat pads on the old knees and wrists.. But wow, I feel good!

  • Hi Case that was brilliant don't know why you were so nervous, I'm glad you got my place i am still going through a bad time with my RA but I will be following you, enjoy yourself and have a great time.Matt

  • Thank you Matt. Poor u, really hope things settle down soon. Take care. X

  • Loved it x

  • Fan-dab-a-dozy!

    Twirling in the waiting room before sinking gratefully into a chair - such style:-}

    Cece x

  • Excellent...you.ve made me laugh and I understand it completely!!!!!

  • Great x

  • I was NOT expecting this.......how true to the ra-dance you are!

  • Beooootiful. Keeping in time and feet position pointy. Love it, love it. From Bruno Toenailoily

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