Shaky pins here. I'm so nervous, never done anything like this before. What was I thinking, when I signed up ?!!! I blame the tramadol- obviously I was not in my right mind!
But, why not? Good excuse for splashing out on a new outfit. I've tried many, my friend came for moral support. Mistake taking a friend with Aspergers, I was told bluntly that yes my bum does look big!
The shoes, well let's just say transsexuals have great taste in shoes, and as I'm a wide size 8 I'm sorted. Thanks Charlie. So hear goes....
Please doctor what's wrong with me?
Swollen wrists, painful joints,
Stiff in the morning, Oh my knee
Blood tests taken, prodded, poked
Off to rheumatology I go
Oh, when will the consultant see me?
Sitting in the waiting room
I'm nervous, all can see
Please pick my number,
Pick me me me..!
Please, please will someone call me?
I've sat for 3 hours, I'm hurting and need a wee! And...
Everyone looks much older than me
A name.. Oh bliss it's me
Ouch, wait WAIT.. I can't get up u see!