7 Dwarves

Currently i am feeling Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Sneezy.

Quite frankly if i saw Happy, i would poke him in the eye with the 3 bears spoons , feed him a poisoned apple and then disembowel him with the butterknife. and then i'd think of ingenious ways of disposing of the other 2 little idiots.

I have watched CSI and am fully aware how to not get caught in my spree of disposing of storytale characters.... it'll all be fine......

runs of to fetch the axe

..... cue sinister music......

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  • Well, good luck with that! :D

  • Wow i would sleep with one eye open if i was around you :D

    Do post more of this wacky stuff as i enjoyed it. ;)

  • Day 33

    I would like to point out that none of the 7 dwarves especially; Happy were harmed in the making of this post.

    Phew that was a bit of a post wine crave that caught me unawares, no fags though... sometimes they really can sneak up...

    ... but i did what i tell others to and post post post, and then went to bed and today is better.... hurraahhh!

    Day 33 in the Big Bother non smoking house. :D

  • nice one zozie...... you are doing brilliantly.

  • Seven little dwarves, sitting in bed, all feeling happy.

    Happy got out, so they all felt grumpy.

    :D :D :D

  • Seven little dwarves, sitting in bed, all feeling happy.

    Happy got out, so they all felt grumpy.

    :D :D :D

    Hahaha.... excellent... ermm just reread my post..... eeek... ooer missus LOL. Xx

  • lol @ helsbelles and zozie. See, Stopping smoking doesnt take your sense of humour away:)

    Well done on the quits! x

  • heh heh heh!

    Thankfully!

    xxx

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