Well, I'm almost finished with Day Six, which means tomorrow is Day Seven, which means it's time to graduate from Smoking Quitters Kindergarden to the next level.
So, I've sent invitations to all my family and friends, and expect most to come to a big party to celebrate my gradation tomorrow (assuming I don't crash and burn before then!).
It's going to be awesome. I've rented a hall at a major hotel, hired a rock band, got a good deal on food from a cousin in the catering business, and flowers are being shipped in from Hawaii.
All told, there should be about 300 guests, each of whom will be beaming with pride of my accomplishment. Tom Hanks has agreed (to my astonishment) to serve as the Master of Ceremonies, and the Celeb Guest List includes Jay Leno, Lady GaGa, and Tim Tibow.
I can't wait. For those of you on WeQuit, I'm arranging a special live feed from a webcam so you can "be there" as well.
I swear all of the above is true, with the exception of the parts from the second sentence to this one.
Happy quitting, everyone!