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Not gonna make it to 1 month!!

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I was doing so well and getting all excited about getting to 1 month on 22nd December and have now realised I am not going to make it :mad::mad:

It's just my luck...quit the fags and ONE day before my 1 month mark and the bloody world is going to end!!!! way to go world...way to go!!!

hummff!! :rolleyes:

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lol i know i actually have overtime at work [yay] which will give me a worry free [ish] christmas only to find out i will be at work all week before the world ends, typical

boo

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Lucy you swine!!

You had me going there....I thought you had caved!!

:mad:

:D

Well if the Mayans were right........

My money is on a zombie apocalypse!

Won't that be nice!!

chortle ... titter!

Greg

x

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Haha...zombies!!! They are pretty cool don't you think...they just dander alond going "ooooooohhhh aaahhhh uuuuggghhhh" and nothing really phases them much...I mean I have even seen them on films get hit my trucks and stuff and they just carry on...dandering along like it don't matter.

I'd probably be the only zombie running from pillar to post freaking out about stupid stuff...and then the other zombies would disown me...nah! Maybe I don't think zombies are that cool after all...stoopid zombies :rolleyes:

Boo... I would demand they pay you your overtime in advance so you can spend it before the world ends...if you said you were descended from the Mayans then they can't argue with that otherwise you could get the equality commission onto them ;) ....ooh!! light bulb moment....#runs off into bosses office to demand the rest of the week off work#.....

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My son is on a bus travelling to Machu Picchu at the moment. I wonder if he knows :)

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Your son is very lucky...what a cool plave to visit!! You never know Una...they predicted the end for this week and they also dissapeared....maybe they all just moved underground to a massive safe bunker type place...we will all be fighting off zombies or dodging meteoriates and your son will be under ground safe as houses with his face all painted dancing about in a grass skirt with the Mayans....I bet they have home brew there too....#folds arms and huffs again....bloody zombies# :rolleyes:

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I bet he doesn't even know about the prediction:D

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I'm off work for 2 days after today! But I promised to come back into work on Friday just for the end of the world, you can't do enough for a good firm lol :D

Molly x

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The skies could start crashing in around us on friday.....and we would all be on here posting about it :D

If it does end I just hope its late at night so I have chance to get a couple of carlsberg down the hatch ;)

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It starts at 00.01AM on Friday Loopy Loo ...

So just to be safe maybe best start drinking early on Thursday evening.....

......or now.......... :D

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Tescos tonight then for my supplies...cheers for the heads up nifty.

Thursday night at 7.30pm I shall be sat on my door step..drinks at my side...inhalator clamped between my teeth....waiting for for the zombies!!! BRING IT ON ZOMBIES...BRING..IT..ON....gggggrrrrr :cool:

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.........crackle..hiss......This is Zombie command, Zombie command, do you read me Belfast unit, over................Belfast unit, head (lurch) towards that wild eyed hobo sitting on the porch...........yes, of course we are sure, she is not going to eat you, proceed, that is an order............

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Oh my word Biggrin

I was right there for a minute.....

I love a good Zombie movie!

Particular favourite is George A. Romero's - Dawn of the Dead...

1970's movie perfection in my book! :)

Closely followed by:

George A. Romero's - Night of the Living Dead

George A. Romero's - Day of the Dead

George A. Romero's - Land of the Dead

George A. Romero's - The Crazies .... which isn't a "Z" flick I know but hey.....its a George A. Romero flick so that'll do for me! haha! :D

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........anyway!

I thought all women loved Zombies?

....at least they want you for your braaaainnnnssss!

Groan! :rolleyes:

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The end of the world.

This has to be the weirdest thread I have ever read?:)

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This has to be the weirdest thread I have ever read?:)

Gotta try everything once Haze....

Just in time for the end of the world....how good a timing was that? :)

x

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Well if end is nigh might as well have a fag.....

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Ah gwan gwan

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The world's coming to an end this week, well thats just great. Been paying our mortgage for forever and its cleared this week:). Pfffft!!

Fi x

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Aint life a bitch!

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Aint life a bitch!

LOL. Right enough!!!

Fi x

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asked work for an advance on my wages but no joy gotta wait till pay day they said

i love zombies wanna go to the zombie shopping mall in reading if the world dont end on friday

is anyone a little worried it may really happen ???????????

boo

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asked work for an advance on my wages but no joy gotta wait till pay day they said

i love zombies wanna go to the zombie shopping mall in reading if the world dont end on friday

is anyone a little worried it may really happen ???????????

boo

I know, I tried to get paid early as well, no go!!

Wow, Boo, you're nearly at 2 years! The world can't end before then, that just wouldn't be fair! Zombies or no zombies!

I love seeing people's quit dates when they've come this far. It makes me feel even more certain that I've got this cracked, thanks Boo

Molly x

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Oh my word Biggrin

I was right there for a minute.....

I love a good Zombie movie!

Particular favourite is George A. Romero's - Dawn of the Dead...

1970's movie perfection in my book! :)

Closely followed by:

George A. Romero's - Night of the Living Dead

George A. Romero's - Day of the Dead

George A. Romero's - Land of the Dead

George A. Romero's - The Crazies .... which isn't a "Z" flick I know but hey.....its a George A. Romero flick so that'll do for me! haha! :D

Hey Nifty, you didn't mention "Survival" or "Diary".....or were you not impressed?

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Hi AB

Nahhh I didn't really rate those two

I read report on Romero once that was reviewing his later films and they really ripped him to bits....they said if you are a fan of Romero don't watch his latest films as you may suddenly realise he actually isn't a very good director! He's a B Movie director that just got lucky! :eek:

He's still the Godfather of the Z movie to me though :D

You rate him AB?

Cheers

Greg

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Yeah Romero's a legend...."Dawn" and "Day" are my favourites. I saw "Day" in about '86 at school on video and couldn't believe the gore in the last ten minutes :)

The latest two are OK, I liked them anyway. You're right, a zombie movie just isn't the same if if it's not a Romero!

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For those with secret worries about Friday......... you're right, the world will end........:)..Alternatively:

For us, one day after the end of the "cycle" 2012 (we call it a "year"!), the first day of 2013 begins.

For the Maya, on Friday 21, one cycle of the Mayan calendar completes. This cycle is about 5000 years long. Another cycle of 5000 years begins on the next day.

If the Maya knew that the world would end on the day we call Friday 21 December 2012, they would have had to know this before they set up their calendar. Otherwise the cycle would not end on the day of destruction. So they would have had to know it 5000 years ago, in approximately 3000BC - ie at the beginning of the pyramid building era. Do you think it plausible that they knew the exact day of the destruction of the earth 5000 years ago?

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I didn't think the Mayan people had predicted it, I thought its what others had made of the end of their calendar.

You are probably right about the Maya - afterall who really knows what they thought. However, for others to interpret the Mayan calendar in the doomsday scenario, they (the others) have to agree that the Maya knew about the doomsday 5000 years ago. Otherwise, it is just too much of a coincidence (I think).

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It's nice to think that some people will have a positive experience - if (when) nothing happens. Others, who were perhaps more committed to whatever belief they had about doomsday, will be left feeling disorientated, let down and more that a little bit ridiculous.

Yeah, that computer thing was hyped up a lot! I got the impression that most people commenting on it at that time didn't really know what the problem actually was. However, in my view, it was more likely to cause problems then than will the end of a Mayan calendrical cycle on Friday.

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I also heard that the Mayan Long Calender did not take into account leap years so the world "should" have ended 7 months ago!!

So it's fine! :)

Still get the supplies in though Lucy, I'll be sitting right next to you with my inhaler ... I reckon we might get quite thirsty!! :)

I can actually imagine two stone masons, sitting there chipping away....

"So how far have we done now Bill?"

"err......about 5000 years...why?"

"That'll do surely .... we can come back in 20 years and start the new one....fancy a pint?"

"Thought you would never ask....."

and off they went...... :D

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.........crackle..hiss......This is Zombie command, Zombie command, do you read me Belfast unit, over................Belfast unit, head (lurch) towards that wild eyed hobo sitting on the porch...........yes, of course we are sure, she is not going to eat you, proceed, that is an order............

Lol!! that made me chuckle.....

I was up till stupid oclock last night boarding up all my windows and shaving the ends of my curtain poles and brushes. I have my sons water pistols loaded up with holy water (not sure why its zombies not blinking vampires but sure!).

I have to go to B&Q on my lunch to get some chicken mesh stuff and I am going to cover my car windows with it.

I'm getting kinda excited because as soon as it goes mental I am off to ikea to lift myself a hemnes shoes cabinet for my hallway which I couldnt afford to buy....the world may be filled with zombies but a girl still needs funky shoe storage right ;)

Remember folks...the way to kill a zombie is by obliterating the brain!!

I might just go all out and get myself a bandana, cool mirror plated sunglasses and some dog tags.....you wanna piece of me zombies!!!

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:D

thanks for that loopy if i hear about a mad woman arrested in ikea later wearing sunglasses and dog tags i know who it wilbe :p

ive always loved the idea of zombies taken over the world

ive got my cubboard full of spam as that is such a versitile food substance plus it also doubles up as a weapon

;)

:cool:

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Carol62!!!! christ on a bike I just laughed so hard a bit of wee came out!!! :D:D:o

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There's one like that outside my window........

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still alive

boo

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Great cartoons Carol, makes me want to break out the boxset......Romero's aren't as funny as those though...

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So, as Boo says, we're still here then. Sooo, so glad I didn't have that cig!

Fi x

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Nutmeg - congrats on resisting, and now feeling good for it :)

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