safe from the perils of makeup..... - No Smoking Day

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safe from the perils of makeup.....

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Since giving up smoking I have realised there are many ways that ones life can be extended.....

Circa July 2011....

Applied make up (or polyfiller depending on your stance point) before leaving the house......this included a lovely raspberry extra shiny lip gloss...

drove off....lit up.....sucked on my cigarette which nearly ended up at the back of my throat giving me a home made laryngotomy....due to the slippyness of my lip gloss.......spat it out ....burnt my new work skirt...... :eek:

The Perils of Smoking......should be put on the back of a cigarette pack!

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LMFAO....that is one of the funniest "oh crap" stories i've heard in a while!!

Forget the pics of stained teeth and brown lungs...its burning your shirt when stuck in traffic that would stop a lot from quiting...LOL

THanks for the morning laugh

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:) :D :)

...never did like that shade of lipgloss anyway.......:rolleyes:

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OMG that made proper LOL haha!

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