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Bottle the Smelly Smokers - Quit Aid

As a follow on to my post the other day about how Smokers Stink.

When i get a craving at work i go outside and stand with the smokers as the stench immediately reinforces my resolve to stay quit. I know i'm not the only one that does these and/or finds the smell repulsive.......soooooo, as a quitting aid then why has no one 'bottled' this stinky smoker smell?

Just one sniff when a craving comes along would stop it dead in it's tracks.

It has to be the smokers smell and not an ashtray smell (even though that stinks) as it's the fresh/stale smoke smell on humans that i feel most repulsed by.

I'm no chemist but if anyone out there is then don't forget it was my idea when the royalties start coming in:D

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I would patent that idea if I was you, in a few years someone else will come up with it, make a shed load of money and you will be sat there thinking that was my idea.

My I offer up the services of my delivery guy as the provider of the stench as his is rather robust and long lasting.

S xx

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My I offer up the services of my delivery guy as the provider of the stench as his is rather robust and long lasting.

Hmmm, would need some damn big bottles :D

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fag buts and ash but in a jar, add a bit of water, just a smidge and if you get a craving take the lid off and have a whiff. Yuk absolutely disgusting. My tip for the day :)

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fag buts and ash but in a jar, add a bit of water, just a smidge and if you get a craving take the lid off and have a whiff. Yuk absolutely disgusting. My tip for the day :)

This thread is not about your preferred daily tipple Tinks so please refrain from posting ;):D

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good idea camper pete..that smell is sooooo bad!!

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This thread is not about your preferred daily tipple Tinks so please refrain from posting ;):D

ok me won't post *walks away very sad with head down* :(

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ok me won't post *walks away very sad with head down* :(

Come back Tink, it's alright, we've all got our fetishes and foibles :D

I mean, yours is a bit gross, but it's ok. Each to their own and all that - Pete didn't mean it - come back!!

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Lol, funny thread.

That is such a good idea CP. Would be brilliant for those stressy moments at work, you could whip it out, have a sniff & all would be well again. Wish I had a bottle of that last Tuesday!!

I am not liking the smell of it on me after being as fresh as a daisy for weeks, unclean, unclean :eek:

Gaynor xx

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I do think it is a great idea. I am sure it would help people. It must be doable There are some perfumes out there that smell like crap so they must be able to do it.

Not sure about Tinks fetish though, think she should be called Stinkerbell from now on though :p affectionately of course :D

Gaynor, you are temporarily stinky, but when you get you head back in the right place you will once again be fresh as a daisy, although my cat keeps peeing on my daisies so don't think you would want to smell like mine :D

Sian

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Not sure about Tinks fetish though, think she should be called Stinkerbell from now on though :p affectionately of course :D

Or maybe just Stinks? :D

Were only joking Tinks, come back to the fold ;)

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