One foot in

[nsd_user663_5310]

Hi all just dipping my toe in month 2 as its four weeks today and 1 calender month on Saturday.

Is there anyone with a sense of humour residing in here?

[nsd_user663_5034]

Good on ya murph that's great news:D....bradders is just next door...he should keep us all amused

[nsd_user663_5255]

ahem

ahem what about me? I am here I should be more than enough

[nsd_user663_5310]

Ok Ill teach you how to really have a sense of humour my kind. Watch this space

[nsd_user663_5255]

Hey murphs how are you feeling today any better or are you still tempted to head butt people? Has hubby gone?

AND I booked my long weekend away in the sun - how good is that, sorry didnt ask your permission or bevs or bradders but couldnt resist.

[nsd_user663_5310]

Yes the pratt has gone with a flea in his ear and just to teach him a lesson I have booked to go to Barbados in the new year. My Sister in Law is a big shot there and she has been nagging me to go again for ages and I booked premium class on his credit card.

Now thats a sense of humour

[nsd_user663_4026]

Feeling like an old granny as I still see you guys as newbies and i've just realised you are fully fledged 1 monthers! Well done!

[nsd_user663_5255]

Fiona - grannies have curly wurlies ask Murphs - so you need to go visit your shop with your zimmer frame and buy some for us asap.

[nsd_user663_4026]

I dont do those sort of curly wurlies. I think thats a northern thing. I can provide wham bars though...

[nsd_user663_5255]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wham bars are so not like curly wurlies, curly wurlies have to be eaten warm, so when you bite into them the caramel makes a big long long so long strip and the chocolate falls off into little pieces mmmmmmmmmmmmm but if you only have wham bars I will have one please.

[nsd_user663_4026]

Now, I did not say only wham bars. I also have rainbow sherbert (YUM) and some anglo bubbly.

[nsd_user663_5310]

Sherbet yum yum do they still sell that stuff. Do you realise I have degenerated into a 10 year old since stopping the fags

[nsd_user663_5255]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now thats what I am talking about - but there is a piece missing - Chrissy have you had a sneaky taste?????????????

[nsd_user663_4786]

i am loving cherry lips, and strawberry bon bons

[nsd_user663_5310]

Tooooo Late

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My new bod ruined in 1 sitting

[nsd_user663_5255]

surely that cake could constitute your 5 for the whole day? And I am sure as part of my slimming world I could get it down to being free?

[nsd_user663_5385]

One foot in

At 4am on a Monday, a snail falls into a one-foot-deep watering can. During each following day, it climbs three inches, but falls back two inches at night. When does the snail emerge from the can?