Monday's Bit of Fun

[nsd_user663_2783]

I don't know much about Woodpeckers, so I don't have a clue as to what part of the country this picture of a GIANT Woodpecker was taken.

But, as far as Woodpeckers go, it's got to be one of the biggest on record!<

nosmokingday.org.uk/forum/p...

[nsd_user663_2826]

I don't know much about Woodpeckers, so I don't have a clue as to what part of the country this picture of a GIANT Woodpecker was taken.

But, as far as Woodpeckers go, it's got to be one of the biggest on record!<

nosmokingday.org.uk/forum/p...

Am I being thick or what here?

I can't see any woodpeckers at all.

I do however see a massive cock ;)

[nsd_user663_3248]

Can't see the wood for the trees, me:rolleyes:

[nsd_user663_2783]

Am I being thick or what here?

I can't see any woodpeckers at all.

I do however see a massive cock shaped tree part;)

Hi cword - nice to see you back

[nsd_user663_2826]

Hi cword - nice to see you back

Cheers lovely!

This place keeps dragging me back - despite all the nutters and freakshow weekenders!

[nsd_user663_2783]

Cheers lovely!

This place keeps dragging me back - despite all the nutters and freakshow weekenders!

I know what you mean.

Jan now in hiding from nutters and freakshow weekenders

[nsd_user663_2892]

I know what you mean.

Jan now in hiding from nutters and freakshow weekenders

(* Barbara shoves Jan over a bit so she can hide too ;))

[nsd_user663_2826]

*john runs off to find a new hiding place*

I see you John!!!

Hiding behind that big saggy old beanbag.....

oh.....

That's your stomach isn't it.......

*Embarrassed mumble*

[nsd_user663_2826]

that wrestler dudes that you all love so much

geoffwalker.co.uk/assets/im... ?

[nsd_user663_2892]

Jan and Barbara

two of the main nutters on here

*john runs off to find a new hiding place*

You can run, but you can't hide....hang on, be back in a minute..........

[nsd_user663_2892]

I'm back with my copy and paste

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE -- "You can try to escape from what you fear, but eventually you will have to face it. The saying originated in the United States in the 1940s, and is attributed to the American boxer Joe Louis (1914-81), who was quoted thus on the eve of his fight with the light heavyweight champion Billy Conn. It (the phrase) is often used in a political context." From "Random House Dictionary of Popular Proverbs and Sayings" by Gregory Y. Titelman (Random House, New York, 1996).

I have been quit for 3 Months, 2 Weeks, 8 hours, 27 minutes and 35 seconds (106 days). I have saved £531.75 by not smoking 2,127 cigarettes. I have saved 1 Week, 9 hours and 15 minutes of my life. My Quit Date: 17/02/2008 22:00

[nsd_user663_3248]

Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes .

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'