As the newly named Caesar Dozzicus I bring greetings to of all my followers across the Empire.
Sauntering down to the forum this morning my eyes alighted upon a tartan-trimmed, gold shopping trolley. A veritable chariot! This I will covet until it is mine.
I heard also of a mythological, bejewelled ocarina in dim, distant lands. A quest!
So I continued to the hippodrome and waving graciously to subservient onlookers accomplished today's triple circuit. I was disappointed not to see the chariot but that day will come.
Until tomorrow, I bid thee goodbye.
(Centurions rally and bow.)
(I don't advise running in a toga.)