Okay so i faced the machine at Tesco, i just walked right up there next to the store bogs and got on (well, after waiting for someone else to get off it first of course - if i'd of climbed on with them that would have been a little weird and most likely overly personal as i didn't know them!)
This machine had certainly seen better days (it was a little beat up - but i swear it was like that when i arrived!) Put my 50 pence in and pushed the button.
It asked for my age and told me to stand still and straight up to measure my humble hobbit height. Then loudly it told me to hold the handles and wait for the other reading provided. I did this and it took quite a while, much to my husbands amusement - i got a bit worried that i'd broke it as it was taking much longer to count up all my jelly wobbles than the previous user but it then abruptly told me to get off and collect my measurements receipt.
Current weight: 20 stone 7 lbs (130.1 kg)
Height: Barely hobbit
Fat Mass: 9 stone 11 lbs
According to The test: what diet is right for you i am:
38% Emotional eater
37% Constant Craver
This doesn't help in picking any of the diets, so i'm guessing i'm possibly suitable for them all! Therefore i am going to try an intermittent diet first with the NHS program - Go me!
So lots of Fiber, fruit and water for me - i do need to measure my waist still, however in one of my darker moments i cut up my last tape measure and condemned it hell for telling lies, so that might have to wait until i can get a new one.
My current dress size is 24 bottoms and 24/26 top so i'll go with the dropping dress sizes until then.
Roll on Monday my lovely people, i have fat to burn.