Get routine checkups

[TexasLawman]

🙂 This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent.

The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."

[twooldcrows]

good one have to tell to my husband that says his don't stink either....hahahhahahahha..

[TexasLawman in reply to twooldcrows]

Roses and sunshine here.

[CrazyCatWom]

ROTHFL! I know when a friend was complaining about the rise in gas prices I told her "Nah . . . *** grocery store has pinto beans on sale!"

[agapepilgrim]

Now that was funny! Another one that made my hubby cackle!

[Hidden]

I love it! Where do you get all of these?

[rjoneslaw]

Good one

[Sweetheartonvdayl]

You did it again!!!

Always get me laughing(along w/my roommates😄😃😅😂😂😂

Gets my day started off with a smile

😊

Keep 'em coming!!!

Lisa❤

[pamgarner]

funny!

[mrsmike9]

Where do you find these???

[jackiesj]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha